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It's time again for the fattest coach in football contest!!!!

Who is the fattest coach in college football?

  • Mark "man mountain" Mangino

    Votes: 60 89.6%
  • Charlie "give me another cupcake" Weiss

    Votes: 3 4.5%
  • Ralph "deep fried fritter" Friedgen

    Votes: 4 6.0%

  • Total voters
    67

sackman

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I still think Mangina has this one, but it looks like Ralph is catching up to him in this picture.

Vote!!!

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Mark Mangino

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Charlie Weiss

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Ralph Friedgen
 
Friedgen may actually weigh more, but Mangino's tight compacted presentation give him the edge....or actually the curve, that wins this yearly showdown.:popcorn:
 
This isn't even close. Mangino has a serious, serious issue. He could weigh more than those other two guys combined.
 
I dont know something about Weis and teh below the belt fat makes him look the worst.
 
I think Mangino has them beat because he looks thicker all the way up including his head. Friedgen is taller and may weigh just as much but if your measuring I think Mangino has it...Weis looks like such a tool.

Who wins a sumo match between the three?
 
I think Mangino has them beat because he looks thicker all the way up including his head. Friedgen is taller and may weigh just as much but if your measuring I think Mangino has it...Weis looks like such a tool.

Who wins a sumo match between the three?

Probably the sponsor of the event. I am thinking Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers could make a mint off of something like this. Look what Subway did with Jared.
 
I dont know something about Weis and teh below the belt fat makes him look the worst.

Is it that or is it because he pulls his pants up to his eyebrows so it looks like he has about 6" of torso? :thumbsup:
 
I think Friedgen might be catching up. Based on this picture alone, that gut is massive.

I wonder if Mangino lost 300 lbs if his neck would look like a vagina. :lol:
 
I think Friedgen might be catching up. Based on this picture alone, that gut is massive.

I wonder if Mangino lost 300 lbs if his neck would look like a vagina. :lol:

That is disgusting and hilarious, bravo!!!

PS - would you **** his neck pussy?
 
Fullmer may be overweight, but not morbidly obese like the other three.

Seriously, I'd give odds that mangino has a coronary in the next 3-5 years.
 
That's put it this way. I'm pretty sure Weiss and Friedgen can still wipe their own ass...
 
That's put it this way. I'm pretty sure Weiss and Friedgen can still wipe their own ass...

Friedgen maybe, but only because it looks like the majority of his fat is in his gut, which doesn't get in the way of wiping one's ass. Weiss? I'm not convinced he can wipe his own ass.

I'll grant you this - it looks like Mangino's arms are way too short to reach his dick, let alone his ass. He looks like Ralphie's little brother Randy after he was all bundled up in winter coats. His arms can't actually go straight down. :lol:
 
this isn't even close.

BUT, what game will be the fattest GAME of the year? ie. the game with the heaviest comined weight of the two head coaches? Without any research at all, I'd think last week's battle between Mangino and Prince would hold up pretty well!
 
Straight-up fatso = Mangina
fatso with a lot of potential to get fatter = donut weis
 
Prep for the KU game:
1) Boulder EMS overhauls the suspension on the ambulance that will be stationed at Folsom. Have a Bobcat standing by for any heavy lifting.

2) Flight for Life reserves use of a Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane with a Shamu sling.

3) CPR training uses Fusker mascot Lil' Red instead of Resusci-Annie.

No ill will is intended to Mangino, but this game is at elevation. It's always best to plan for the worst and hope for the best.
 
You guys are ****ing idots! Friedgen is the fattest of the three, clearly! I didn't even know who Friedgen was before this thread, so had no pre-concieved notion. Looking at the pics, he is the fattest of asses!
 
You guys are ****ing idots! Friedgen is the fattest of the three, clearly! I didn't even know who Friedgen was before this thread, so had no pre-concieved notion. Looking at the pics, he is the fattest of asses!

It only looks that way because Mangino is wearing that slimming black sweater-vest :huh:
 
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Prep for the KU game:
1) Boulder EMS overhauls the suspension on the ambulance that will be stationed at Folsom. Have a Bobcat standing by for any heavy lifting.

2) Flight for Life reserves use of a Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane with a Shamu sling.

3) CPR training uses Fusker mascot Lil' Red instead of Resusci-Annie.

No ill will is intended to Mangino, but this game is at elevation. It's always best to plan for the worst and hope for the best.
That's not far from the truth - alot of medical facilities have had to alter equipment for heavies; cat scanners etc; saw a patient lift in a hospital that looked like a ceiling crane in a warehouse
 
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