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Halftime Streaker

BuffSgt

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I was wondering if Hawk will consider giving the Halftime streaker a scholie?! He showed good speed, showed good moves, had good size (so my wife told me) and he bounced right back up after he was tackled by the CSU sideline guy. Even though the guy probably does not have much football experience, I think he would bring some excitement to the wide receiver position and be an explosive punt returner!
 
I don't know if this is true. But there was a cop sitting near us and he said the streaker would be registered as a sex offender. Is that right ?
 
I don't know if this is true. But there was a cop sitting near us and he said the streaker would be registered as a sex offender. Is that right ?

Since there are kids in the stadium, I could see that being correct.

A little harsh IMO.
 
It is true he could be registered as a sex offender if charges are brought against him. If he would have worn a "banana hammock" that also covered the crack of his ass, then he would have been protected from Indecent Exposure. But he chose to do the "Full Monte" instead. I hope they show some leniency and drop the charges after giving him a bit of a scare.
 
It is true he could be registered as a sex offender if charges are brought against him. If he would have worn a "banana hammock" that also covered the crack of his ass, then he would have been protected from Indecent Exposure. But he chose to do the "Full Monte" instead. I hope they show some leniency and drop the charges after giving him a bit of a scare.
He was not sporting a root suit?
 
I was wondering if Hawk will consider giving the Halftime streaker a scholie?! He showed good speed, showed good moves, had good size (so my wife told me) and he bounced right back up after he was tackled by the CSU sideline guy. Even though the guy probably does not have much football experience, I think he would bring some excitement to the wide receiver position and be an explosive punt returner!

I believe his assignment to NATO headquarters would prevent him from accepting the schollie, so this is a moo point... :cool:
 
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