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A sure sign your program has entered the "WTF?" stage

Duff Man

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When your head coach drops a "valley of the shadow of death" reference in his postgame press conference.
 
Hawkins is a clown and has made this program soft. They don't care if they lose, no pride.
 
When your head coach drops a "valley of the shadow of death" reference in his postgame press conference.

:wtf:

Silly story. My high school football coach was a born again/ evangelical. One of those that replaced an alcohol addiction with a Jesus addiction. Anyway, he got really mad at me before one game because I had a T-shirt on that read: "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall not fear. Because I'm the meanest son of a bitch in the valley." I guess when he started reading he thought I'd finally bought into his preaching and he'd saved me... then he read the last line. :smile2:
 
:wtf:

Silly story. My high school football coach was a born again/ evangelical. One of those that replaced an alcohol addiction with a Jesus addiction. Anyway, he got really mad at me before one game because I had a T-shirt on that read: "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall not fear. Because I'm the meanest son of a bitch in the valley." I guess when he started reading he thought I'd finally bought into his preaching and he'd saved me... then he read the last line. :smile2:

Good stuff.:lol:
 
That fossil that is Hawk's football guru...?

We really need someone to do a photoshop of Emperor Palpatine (Foster), Darth Vader (Dan) and Luke Skywalker (Cody).

Hell, I'd pay $30 to have that on a t-shirt if someone did a decent job of it.
 
I think he meant the "Valley of Deaf" as he quite obviously can´t hear the fans who are calling for his head.
 
:wtf:

Silly story. My high school football coach was a born again/ evangelical. One of those that replaced an alcohol addiction with a Jesus addiction. Anyway, he got really mad at me before one game because I had a T-shirt on that read: "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall not fear. Because I'm the meanest son of a bitch in the valley." I guess when he started reading he thought I'd finally bought into his preaching and he'd saved me... then he read the last line. :smile2:

that is f'ing awesome! ymssra
 
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