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Les Miles vs "Dos Equis Man"

Stampede

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Sent from my LSU buddy.

· He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October
· He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce pass to it, just to see if he could
· He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally
· He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated.
· He drinks Tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins.
· The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same time.
· He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.
· He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.
· He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just to make things interesting.
· He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
· He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out...
· His organ donor card also lists his hat...
· He has never lost a game, he only finishes second.
· He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver.
· He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one.
· He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it.
· His hat has turned down head coaching offers.
· He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be undefeated in regulation.
· He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there
· He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.
· He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!
 
Dan Hawkins:
-He turned a passing team into a running, and then back again, just to prove he’s for diversity.
-He once recruited the top back in the nation just to prove he could be a kick returner.
-His use of the phrase “the little things” has forced literary scholars to re-write the meaning to “anything and everything”.
-He still brings his kindergarten Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lunchbox to work.
-He once made Chuck Fairbanks look like a winner.
-He frequently snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.
-When making cross country road trips, he’s always just “one turn away” from the destination.
 
Dan Hawkins: "I don't always lose, but when I do, I prefer to do so by only one play."
 
Dan Hawkins:
-He turned a passing team into a running, and then back again, just to prove he’s for diversity.
-He once recruited the top back in the nation just to prove he could be a kick returner.
-His use of the phrase “the little things” has forced literary scholars to re-write the meaning to “anything and everything”.
-He still brings his kindergarten Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lunchbox to work.
-He once made Chuck Fairbanks look like a winner.


-He frequently snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.
-When making cross country road trips, he’s always just “one turn away” from the destination.

rep, mind if I steal this from you?
 
Dude is now 58 - 16 at LSU. He drives me up a f***ing wall. I say keep him. As long as he wins who gives a rat's ***** how much he aggravates you.
Problem LSU fans have is they are spoiled rotten - I will include myself.
 
He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out


I think they stole that one from Hawk!
 
Dude is now 58 - 16 at LSU. He drives me up a f***ing wall. I say keep him. As long as he wins who gives a rat's ***** how much he aggravates you.
Problem LSU fans have is they are spoiled rotten - I will include myself.


Les is a gift to all of us football fans. Its just ****ing great watching LSU games just to see what crazy ass thing he'll do next.
 
Dan Hawkins:
-He turned a passing team into a running, and then back again, just to prove he’s for diversity.
-He once recruited the top back in the nation just to prove he could be a kick returner.
-His use of the phrase “the little things” has forced literary scholars to re-write the meaning to “anything and everything”.
-He still brings his kindergarten Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lunchbox to work.
-He once made Chuck Fairbanks look like a winner.
-He frequently snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.
-When making cross country road trips, he’s always just “one turn away” from the destination.

These have potential.... but they need to conform to the dialect.... but good job!
 
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