If it sounds to good to be true, it is. But this is still pretty hilarious...
San Mateo, CA. (AP) – The international secrets clearinghouse, WikiLeaks, announced today that it has obtained confidential internal University of Colorado documents showing CU Chancellor Phil DiStefano’s recent claim to have dismissed Golden Buffaloes football coach Dan Hawkins at the end of the 2008 season was false.
“The truth is far more devastating,” says WikiLeaks director Julian Assange. “CU never actually hired Coach Hawkins!