Merry Pacmas challenge

[Buffnik]

Convert the "Twelve Days of Christmas" into the "Twelve Days of Pacmas" using the Pac-12 teams. (I suggest that the Buffs should be the "one" so we get top billing in the song.)

Here are the 12 Days from the original song:

Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

Have fun!

 

[buff4bcs1985]

Convert the "Twelve Days of Christmas" into the "Twelve Days of Pacmas" using the Pac-12 teams. (I suggest that the Buffs should be the "one" so we get top billing in the song.)

Here are the 12 Days from the original song:

Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And Ralphie leads the stampede!

Have fun!

thats all i got

 

[You Assholes]

thats all i got

fify. "And Ralphie leads the stampede."

 

[leftybuff]

Convert the "Twelve Days of Christmas" into the "Twelve Days of Pacmas" using the Pac-12 teams. (I suggest that the Buffs should be the "one" so we get top billing in the song.)

Here are the 12 Days from the original song:

Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

Have fun!

Twelve Huskies dumping
Eleven Beavers licking
Ten Ducks a speeding
Nine Bears sleeping
Eight Trojans cheating
Seven "cats a sweating
Six Utes a praying
Five Stanford Trees
Four Devil man
Three Bruins tan
Two Cougar fans
And Ralphie leads the Stampede...

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[buff4bcs1985]

Twelve Huskies dumping
Eleven Beavers licking
Ten Ducks a speeding
Nine Bears sleeping
Eight Trojans cheating
Seven "cats a sweating
Six Utes a praying
Five Stanford Trees
Four Tempe pornstars
Three Bruins tan
Two Cougar fans
And Ralphie leads the Stampede...

fify

 

[Dark Bohner]

Twelve Huskies dumping
Eleven Beavers licking
Ten Ducks a speeding
Nine Bears sleeping
Eight Trojans cheating
Seven "cats a sweating
Six Utes a praying
Five Stanford Trees
Four Devil man
Three Bruins tan
Two Cougar fans
And Ralphie leads the Stampede...

Rep!

 

[Buff_since76]

I went with a version that doesn't go well with the song, but here it goes:

Twelve Trojans on the Take
Eleven Ducks excessively speeding with a suspended license in a faculty members rental car
Ten Bruins wishing they took their USC offer instead
Nine Bear’s who feel a little too comfortable in Berkley
Eight Huskies acting like Jerramy Stevens
Seven Cougars who could maker other PAC-12 rosters
Six Wildcats who actually like living in Tempe
Five Devils who can get over a 600 on the SAT
Four Ute fans… I think that’s all they got
Three Cardinal fans who have had season tickets since 2001
Two people outside of Oregon who know who the Beavers are
Ken Star crying in a tree

 

[boulder77]

Twelve Cougars growling....
Eleven Huskies howling....
Ten O-State Beavers....
Nine Ducks a' paddlin'....
Eight Bears from Berkeley....
Seven Stanford Cardinal....
Six Rose Bowl Bruins....
Five Star Trojans....
Four Wildcats....
Three SunDevils....
Two Utah Utes....

and CU atop the whole Pac!!!!! :gobuffs:

 

[PhillyBuff]

Much easier to just light 8 Hannukkah Candles..... the shamash is CU and forget about Washington State, Oregon State, and USC since they are on probation....

 

[GoldenBuff]

Twelve Trojans banking,
Eleven Utes a-preachin',
Ten cougars clubbing,
Nine pitchforks poking,
Eight cats a-purring,
Seven bruins growlin',
Six huskies yelping,
Five quacking ducks,
Four beaver dams,
Three drunk trees,
Two golden bears,
And a buffalo in her trailer!

 

[azbuff]

I went with a version that doesn't go well with the song, but here it goes:

Twelve Trojans on the Take
Eleven Ducks excessively speeding with a suspended license in a faculty members rental car
Ten Bruins wishing they took their USC offer instead
Nine Bear’s who feel a little too comfortable in Berkley
Eight Huskies acting like Jerramy Stevens
Seven Cougars who could maker other PAC-12 rosters
Six Wildcats who actually like living in Tempe
Five Devils who can get over a 600 on the SAT
Four Ute fans… I think that’s all they got
Three Cardinal fans who have had season tickets since 2001
Two people outside of Oregon who know who the Beavers are
Ken Star crying in a tree

The Wildcats are in Tucson, not Tempe. Lefty wins this one despite a very nice last line from 76.

 

[buffwoman526]

I love the creativity, I hate that you stuck that tune in my head in July.

 

[Daaah]

[video=youtube;E0zE98kZCNE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0zE98kZCNE[/video]

 

[buffalofart]

There once was a man from Nantucket. That's as creative as I get with poetry, a sharpie and a bathroom stall.

 

[Buffnik]

There once was a man from Nantucket. That's as creative as I get with poetry, a sharpie and a bathroom stall.

Here I sit, brokenhearted.
Tried to ****, but only farted.

 

[buffalofart]

Here I sit, brokenhearted.
Tried to ****, but only farted.

You've enjoyed my work. Cool!

 

[Daaah]

here i sit ass a flexin
givin' birth to another texan

 

[buffalofart]

A dozen leaky Trojans
11 cougars doing young men
10 beavers waxed
9 Cats lives
8 Huskies on a sled team
7 Lucky devils
6 Utes getting laid - NOT
5 Bruins on ice skates
4 Point O Stanford GPA
3 Bears chasing Goldilocks
2 Ducks with one shot
1 Buff who is pissed off and not gonna take it any more in a goddam pear tree

 

[somebody]

He who writes on bathroom walls
rolls his **** in little balls.
He who reads these words of wit
eats those little balls of ****.

or

He who writes those dirty checks
turns his house into a wreck.
He who cashes in on fame
rarely gets the total blame.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

here I sit
in smelly vapor
took a ****
there was no paper

 

[FlatironsBuff]

Now I know why they shut down the Journalism school.