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Nebraska tickets
- Thread starter jizzrag85
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Who coined the phrase “Tuff as rain?”
What was Leash’s fishing themed previous user name?
Who referred to the white buffalo painting as butt ugly?
Which poster played on both O and D lines at CU?
What did TBD stand for?
What does UBL stand for?
How old am I?
What was Leash’s fishing themed previous user name?
Who referred to the white buffalo painting as butt ugly?
Which poster played on both O and D lines at CU?
What did TBD stand for?
What does UBL stand for?
How old am I?
I can only answer two of them in my short time here. And the first one is a guess. Is WyoBuff the one that played O and D line? UBL is Utter Buff Love.
Side note: Proud of what I turned this thread into with the poster questions
DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
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I want to play Missou just so Tough Tiger comes back.
You are on allbuffs. 35 for life.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
I can only answer two of them in my short time here. And the first one is a guess. Is WyoBuff the one that played O and D line? UBL is Utter Buff Love.
Side note: Proud of what I turned this thread into with the poster questions
Yes, thank you for that...lol
I remember now! You were one of many average posters back in the day, then you got into a government time machine and emerged into a dumber, more idiotic Allbuffs in which you were intellectually superior!
Wait, that's not quite right...
Remarkably close to actual events.
letsgoavs192
I support systemic racism
Desperate for 4 tickets, flying in from Phoenix. I went to Lincoln for the game last year and was the only black shirt in a sea of red in my area. I'm totally willing to pay for tickets, just trying not to spend double face value. If anyone is selling 4 send me a PM. Thanks, Dave
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
You’re going to have to be a bit patient here. First round of purchases has come and gone and there’s a 2nd round here soon where more of us can purchase extra tickets, then alumni, then general public. The next round doesn’t start until first week of May though.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
Nice! I’m not even 35 yet so i have something to look forward to.
letsgoavs192
I support systemic racism
Thanks! Like I said if anyone is able to sell 4 just message me. Thanks again
This **** doesn't work. Believe me, I know.
The RED people are coming and there's nothing that can be done to stop them.
I’m not planning on stopping them. I’m planning on making a lot of money off of them.
Then laughing at them as they sulk out of the stadium.
DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
That makes two of us. Speaking of which I have 4 first row behind the **** ****braska bench.
PM me if interested.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
Make sure to bring in those piss balloons
Pro Tip 1: Before making your GBR Piss Balloons, don't forget to eat 
Pro Tip 2: Start making them now so they have proper fermenting time. We are rapidly approaching the prime fermenting deadline
You want them smelling like these balloons all the way home, or at least until they reach the burning crap pile and it over powers your asparagus piss.
Pro Tip 2: Start making them now so they have proper fermenting time. We are rapidly approaching the prime fermenting deadline
You want them smelling like these balloons all the way home, or at least until they reach the burning crap pile and it over powers your asparagus piss.
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Steve821980
Well-Known Member
I was always taught to do a quick freeze of my piss balloons, to create a piss balloon sludge if you will. They're not only easier to throw but they give a little extra pop to Granny at impact. Will the asparagus still shine if the balloon has been partially frozen???
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
Great idea. Of course it will, once it melts upon contact it will increasingly get worse for the victim. You’re a brutal son of a bitch and I like that.
If anyone needs some nice modified corn starch (or potato) I'm your guy.
Was that supposed to be a PM?
**** off Mini Darth.
Steve821980
Well-Known Member
Granny was ahead of her time. However, don't overdo the corn starch or you run the risk of the balloon not breaking at impact.
The nostalgia in here is making me teary.
I'm gonna have to go find a granny to shove. Anyone want to road trip up to Ft Collins for the evening for practice? I know the perfect retirement home off Shields.
I'm gonna have to go find a granny to shove. Anyone want to road trip up to Ft Collins for the evening for practice? I know the perfect retirement home off Shields.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
I would but the Avalanche are playing.