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Official ****braska Hate Thread

Haha highly coveted WR Xavier Watts out of Omaha committed to Notre Dame. Looks like everyone wants to leave Nebraska!

“I can get to the NFL from Notre Dame, from their staff and how they set the kids up for the future,” Watts said. “Also, if football doesn’t work out or if it ends, I’ll still have a great degree.”

Translation: “Notre Dame is way better at football and isn’t a **** hole. Also, academics there are WAY better so if I don’t go to the NFL I won’t be stuck at the local Wendy’s with buffsurveyor and his mom.”
 
“I can get to the NFL from Notre Dame, from their staff and how they set the kids up for the future,” Watts said. “Also, if football doesn’t work out or if it ends, I’ll still have a great degree.”

Translation: “Notre Dame is way better at football and isn’t a **** hole. Also, academics there are WAY better so if I don’t go to the NFL I won’t be stuck at the local Runza with buffsurveyor and his mom.”

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“I can get to the NFL from Notre Dame, from their staff and how they set the kids up for the future,” Watts said. “Also, if football doesn’t work out or if it ends, I’ll still have a great degree.”

Translation: “Notre Dame is way better at football and isn’t a **** hole. Also, academics there are WAY better so if I don’t go to the NFL I won’t be stuck at the local Wendy’s with buffsurveyor and his mom.”

He was the guy that was handing out Frosty’s during the losing streak.
 
Went golfing with the old man today. Both of us have CU golfing bags and got paired with a random guy. His first statement after introducing himself was "I don't know if we will get along" as he shows us a Fusker head cover. This guy fit the perfect description of Fusker delusional. Started off by saying he thinks Frost will have them winning the B1G in the next year or two, they got so much better as the year went on etc. etc. Then asked if we think they will be treated well in Boulder this year. Poor guy was so insecure... Let him go on for a bit until he said that we "got lucky" last year and won't be the same this year. Told him he's right, this year it's in Boulder and the same guy that dominated their defense last year is back. He tried bringing up the knee twist and I asked him if he saw that late hit that knocked a CU receiver out for 6 games and why no one in the CU fanbase was up in arms. He got quiet after that and didn't really say much. Although I did poke the bear a bit asking why so many of their recruits the last few years have been leaving.

Best part of it too was that he was a god awful golfer.
 
Okay let's pick the Fusker Schedule everyone
South Alabama-Win. I'll give you this one.
at Colorado-Loss.
Northern Illinois-Hmmm. Tough one. I'll say Nubs kick a game winner. Win.
at Illinois-Win
Ohio State-Loss
Northwestern-Loss
at Minnesota-Win
Indiana-Win
at Purdue-Loss
Wisconsin-Loss
at Maryland-Win
Iowa-Loss

6-6 sound about right?
 
Okay let's pick the Fusker Schedule everyone
South Alabama-Win. I'll give you this one.
at Colorado-Loss.
Northern Illinois-Hmmm. Tough one. I'll say Nubs kick a game winner. Win.
at Illinois-Win
Ohio State-Loss
Northwestern-Loss
at Minnesota-Win
Indiana-Win
at Purdue-Loss
Wisconsin-Loss
at Maryland-Win
Iowa-Loss

6-6 sound about right?
Minn on the road is going to be tough, IMO, so that could easily be a loss, but I could also see an upset at home vs NW, UW or Iowa. I would say between 5-7 and 7-5
 
Okay let's pick the Fusker Schedule everyone
South Alabama-Win. I'll give you this one.
at Colorado-Loss.
Northern Illinois-Hmmm. Tough one. I'll say Nubs kick a game winner. Win.
at Illinois-Win
Ohio State-Loss
Northwestern-Loss
at Minnesota-Win
Indiana-Win
at Purdue-Loss
Wisconsin-Loss
at Maryland-Win
Iowa-Loss

6-6 sound about right?

Soter and Maryland are losses.
 
Soter and Maryland are losses.

Fuskers are pumped up about this season believing in Frosty and the old time magic.

They are going to lose to CU, the hangover might cause them to lose to N. Illinois. The will not just lose to the Buckeyes but get badly beat up, this will look like one of the old time body bag games.

By this point they will be on their downward slide, another bad loss to Northwestern sets them up for a closer loss at Minnesota. A win against Indiana won't be enough to pull them out of their downward spiral. They likely lose out the rest of the way leaving them losing 7 of the last 8 and wondering why God has abandoned them.

Again, CU will be the start of another downward spiral for the polyester state and the one thing they have that makes waking up to another cold, gray day outside the trailer worth it to them.
 
Nebraska probably makes a bowl game but with more of a 7-5 record not a 9 or double digit win season...I think that comes next year.
 
South Alabama- win.
Colorado- loss
Northern Illinois-win
Illinois- win, but a loss wouldnt surprise me
Osu- loss, including any dignity they have left
Northwestern- loss
Minnesota- loss
Indiana- win
Purdue-loss
Wisconsin-loss
Maryland- loss
Iowa- loss

4-8, unless Illinois is improved or they lose to northern illinois, again. Frosties for everyone!
 
True that. I don’t know how explain it, but whenever I see red or anyone that likes me Nebraska makes me irrational and angry. I like that.

Lol me too. Whenever I see people wearing shirts I give them dirty looks and if I see that logo on a car I usually can’t help but yell, “**** you, ya cunntttt!”
 
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