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Official ****braska Hate Thread
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68buffs
Well-Known Member
Per channel two news in Denver.Tragic news for the nibblet nation today, as on highway 14 they lost 100 of 300 dates for this weekends Date Night in the Medows. Happily the 200 dates who survived wondered over to a field confused and looking for their dates. When told they were still in Colorado one responded with" that's not the kind of roll in the hay we get in nebraska. Mary the Pimp was over heard saying she was worried about someone named surveyor or something being upset that Lambchop didn't survive the crash as he paid prime for her. Due to the crash a major trafficking ring between an unnamed school from ft collins and one in nibblet land has been broken up and thousands of sheep can still give virgin wool. Credit all translation was provided by a proud graduate from the school off agriculture CSU. I had no clue what the sheep were saying, they teach some crazy ass courses.
Are you drunk?
yesterday morning, I'm driving to work, and I get to a pretty quiet T intersection with 3 stop signs, so you usually can just slow roll the stop sign after checking. Car with a nub sticker in front of me. Stops. Pulls into intersection. then slams on its brakes (no one was coming). Looks around. Then goes.
Me: "**** Nebraska"
Me: "**** Nebraska"
That driver is living in your head rent free! LOL!!!!!!
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Yep!
May as well not even play the game this year. We'll have to wait for 3 more years to see how it goes.
Yep!
May as well not even play the game this year. We'll have to wait for 3 more years to see how it goes.
68buffs
Well-Known Member
No, I didn't see jalapeno post about the wreck. Only older posters would get the name refrences. Bad bad attempt at humor towards 2 opponents. I don't drink that's what makes it worse. lol, good call out
I truly hope 10-2 is the fan/AD expectation for boy wonder in year two. Going to be some delicious tears when they fall well short.
68buffs
Well-Known Member
It will be the same, Buffs winning and the nibblets being delusional.
Limon Jack
Member
The ESPN FPI Computer predicted Nebraska's win total at 4.3 games prior to last season. They had Colorado at 5.4 for 2018.
The same computer is predicting 4.1 wins for the Buffs in 2019.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
Have you removed yourself from suicide watch now that it’s prediction season?
O/U on weeks it takes for surveyor to be put back on suicide watch?
Yes.
I laughed. Very Gene Wilder esque
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
So you’re saying FPI is good at predictions and you’re all going to cry when you maybe get 8 wins?
DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
7 weeks and a couple days.
also would have accepted, "that depends...are we..black?"
While we're on topic. I thought of this in a meeting the other day and started laughing.
Limon Jack
Member
I've stated numerous times, even on this board, that Nebraska will go 8-4 in 2019. The FPI has them at 8.2. I think its accurate.
4.1 is definitely accurate for the Buffs as well. The Buffs will have worse depth defensively and will play a tougher schedule than last season. Now can they outscore everyone without a viable running game? That remains to be seen.
I will never understand why your type hangs out on rival message boards. Were you abused early in your life?
No, what remains to be seen is whether Nebraska can actually beat Colorado, because it hasn't happened in a long time. It also remains to be seen if Nebraska can win more than 4 games since they haven't done that in over 2 years.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
Halftime of the South Alabama game?
6-6 tops. You're not winning here, and if you lose here we may beat you twice (happened last year). You're not going to beat Northwestern-you didn't last year, and they've got a better coach than you do....even if they're a bit down.
6-6 for us too-We're going to start 5-0 again and then get #6 when USC (who will probably be without Clay Helton by then) comes rolling in here.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
Seems you and your home boy surveyor aren’t on the same page than.
Limon Jack
Member
I will never understand why your type hangs out on rival message boards. Were you abused early in your life?
I'm a CU grad from Limon. My name is Jack.
You’re literally too stupid to be a CU grad.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
Concordia?
Jack, you are a goddamn tragedy, and I call bull****.
Dave Perry
New Member
You all really think CU will beat Nebraska this season? I'll give a 6 point spread for anyone willing. I don't think CU under a new coach can hang personally.
