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    First round exit

    Odds, probability, statistical findings - each have precise meanings that would be fun to explore or quibble about. Etymology is so pedantic, though, in the wrong thread. Here’s my source that called historical outcomes odds. It’s a betting site. Go figure...
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    First round exit

    By that definition, Darth Snow’s reaction checks several boxes, including inflammatory, digressive, and off-topic. To address the OP: We’re working with 18-21 yo college athletes, so there is no guarantee of anything. On the plus side, this is Boyle’s best start yet. CU has maturity on their...
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    Karl Dorrell introductory press conference (on now)

    Based on that presser, Coach Dorrell really bleeds Black and Gold! So glad we have a guy who landed his dream job. (stay off my Lawn!) Comparing recent introductory press conferences in Boulder and E Lansing: Dorrell 1 Tucker 0 Dorrell’s homecoming to his GA stomping ground was much less...
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    Karl Dorrell introductory press conference (on now)

    I hope KD is to CU is what Nick Saban has been to Alabama. **** Stanford.
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    Karl Dorrell officially named Colorado HC

    There. It’s rolled out. Good luck, Coach.
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    Predictions on our new Program Motto?

    #TurnThePage #TheHandThatsDealt
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    Karl Dorrell officially named Colorado HC

    daddy’s little man, wearing a red shirt and no pants, with diapers still wet with LOI ink, sits in his Graco Rocker/car seat combo and moans, “I miss my Mel Tucker. He looked me in the eye, and said we were family.“ His older 3-star brother, from yet another previous mother, scolded his...
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    Karl Dorrell officially named Colorado HC

    The half dozen guests in attendance clutch their canned beer as they mingle or casually thumb through their social media feeds on their smart phones at the reception as the newly weds stand under the disco ball that hangs above the dance floor that has been set up in the Truckee Conference room...
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    Karl Dorrell officially named Colorado HC

    This hire is like a low key Reno wedding to a common law wife who is a multiple divorcée and 7 months pregnant, performed by a justice of the peace who is also a notary public on a cookie cutter pre-nup.
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    How excited are you about Dorrell as our new HC?

    Gotta be some formula to measure the spectrum between a desirable football program or some kind of coaching graveyard. HC / tenure / Record/Exit / Next Job Fairbanks/3yr/ 7-36 /Fired /USFL HC McCartney /13yr/93-55-5/Quit/left football Neuheisel/ 4yr/33-14/Hired Away/ HC UDub Barnett/...
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    How excited are you about Dorrell as our new HC?

    If you can’t love the one you want; love the one you’re with.
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    What fruit or vegetable could you punt the farthest?

    yes. It never occurred to me that fruit and veg sport was even an option. :oops:
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    Jim Mora, Jr - ESPN Analyst

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    Is this Food-Cart part 2?

    Anybody do an analysis of P12 HC buyout clauses? Seems like a $10M yr2 buyout may be rarer than a UCLA playoffs birth.
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    What fruit or vegetable could you punt the farthest?

    I’d punt an artichoke right into the arse of the long snapper. And I’d chuck a green kumquat from home plate to somewhere between the mound and second base, allowing the base runner to steal standing up.
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    Graham Harrell -- USC OC/QB

    Do you believe Harrell attracts a materially better assistant coaching staff than Chev on short notice? I see it as a push.
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