Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Buffnik, Sep 8, 2011.
nicely done sir :thumbsup:
Where does it come from? Allsome. I guess we get to find out of Cal fans can read. I'm hoping they do better than Hawaii. Should I post it on Slider's Sister?
Evidently, I only rep you. ymmsr.
Tini's mom went to Cal?
A plus! The last part had me :lol:
Satire, prose perfect. You remind me of the late Jim Murray of the LA Times. Good read.
"We're also talking about a program that hasn't won anything significant since half its fan base was getting targeted by McCarthy".
By far....the funniest call in the whole rant. Although I think the hippie mantle is now held exclusively by CU
At least show the smoke dude:
Wow...did not see that. That is an impressive stoning fo sher.
you don't know about this? You guys must live under a rock.
YMSSR! Really?! Top notch, sir!
Liver' will you post this on bearinsider? I would, but if I have to look at the blue again, I will go blind. Do you guys wear goggles? Reciprocation is encouraged!
Cal fans are really making me reconsider the pissbombs. I'll still throw em but I won't eat asparagus the night before.
Nice work Nik
Of course we know about it SB. I was a History major at Cal. It was a lot like CU except we had all the sh*t you have AND the ocean.
except for women and mountains. And your ocean, quite frankly, sucks ass. You also have more than us. More ugly lesbians, clouds, cold days, ****** football teams...
awfully gracious of you
Sure but do you really want the undergrads all posting here? Sigh...we were doing so well with the bromance and all. If that is your wish, I will do so after this thread gets to 3 pages.
I think it already started in the "bear mods suck thread". It will give you a chance to guide them.
I like the pride and aggression!!!! Our lesbians are pretty hot and our ocean is the mighty Pacific (think PAC 12). Our football team(s) does/do not suck ass when it comes to playing Colorado. We have big mountains, skiing and gambling to boot. We also have way better weed. Always have and always will but I digress, win or loose...you can have my sis (just don't tell her you dislike bears):
Wilfred is gonna be pissed!
You were supposed to keep an eye on the kitchen, Bear.
The California coast has some magic along it.
I slept for a day and a half after that. Holy ****, what a day.
This is SO not true. We are a scientific weed growing mecca. ****, we have CONVENTIONS. You are a bunch of dirty hippies growing weed in the basement.
Also, this is the ****ing pacific:
And this is the pacific you see:
notice, I chose a "nice" picture instead of that ****hole you call the bay which is 50% pollution. Your ocean is frigid and ****** and just causes fog instead of waves or anything fun. So shove it. :lol:
One thing I love about Californians is how they always talk about how California has everything Colorado has and more. Then they load up the car and move here.
I forgot to mention that California also has a lot more californians. ****ed up my best taunt.
Hahaha very nice. Rep to you snow! It does amaze though how a lot of teams, cal included, can lose so many games with so much talent...
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