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Buffs get commitment from a 5 star recruit!

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by DBT, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Bo Johnson, a 245 lb LB from Mississippi. He runs a 4.4 40.

    APRIL FOOLS!!!
     
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  2. RalphieSpeaks

    RalphieSpeaks Club Member Club Member

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    Might have been more believable if you put this in the recruiting forum?
     
  3. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    And made it a 4 star.
     
  4. sweaty teets

    sweaty teets Club Member Club Member

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  5. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Ha, I thought I WAS in the recruiting forum. My best April Fools joke was putting saran wrap across my parent's toilet. We kids thought it was hilarious. Mom and dad, not so much. Generally, I always forget it's April Fools Day.
     
  6. J.R. Ewing

    J.R. Ewing Club Member Club Member

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    I've heard of people draining toilet water and replacing it with a clear gelatin mix that then sets up in place.:devil:
     
  7. WizzersGhost

    WizzersGhost Banned BANNED

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    FIFY!
     
  8. BuffLuKe

    BuffLuKe Club Member Club Member

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    Terrible.
     
  9. 89BUFF89

    89BUFF89 Well-Known Member

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    Senility is a terrible thing
     
  10. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    As DBT knows first hand, the decision to put down a lifelong loyal companion is never easy.

    But mods have to do what is most humane for DBT and the board.

    :ban:
     
  11. 89BUFF89

    89BUFF89 Well-Known Member

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  12. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    You had a typo in the recruit name.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. NW Buff

    NW Buff Club Member Club Member

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    Not sure what is less believable... the Buffs getting a 5 star recruit or DBT having the SCOOP.
     
  14. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Good point.
     
  15. JPinCO

    JPinCO VP of Quantified Self Club Member

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    So what was Saran Wrap made of back then? Wooly Mammoth intestines?
     
  16. OrangeBowl

    OrangeBowl Club Member Club Member

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    No way man,DBT is the gem of this board! I especially like when he posts about his kidney stones in the Rockies thread.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  17. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    You know who needs to be put down? Anyone who fell for this thread. :lol:
     
  18. BuffTuba

    BuffTuba Club Member Club Member

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    truth
     
  19. DBT

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    We would actually use calf skin to make a vellum. Not clear like today's Saran Wrap, but my mom didn't see well and the out house was pretty damned dark.
     
  20. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    He is the gift that keeps on giving. Not sure if I would enjoy him as a neighbor or be annoyed by all the DBT family high jinks. Probably both.
     
  21. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo **** Waffle Club Member

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    I just moved to Arvada to be nearer him.
     
  22. SBG

    SBG Formerly known as EFNMB Club Member Junta Member

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    Could have said 3.7rr and it would have been a good joke. Went for too much.
     
  23. patebuff

    patebuff Downgraded to half a star Club Member

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    Sooooo, who is the 5 star?
     
  24. cubuffs11

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    Darren Scott
     
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  26. FLounder

    FLounder The Buffs will rise again! Club Member

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    I hope for a bump in this thread this year. Don't expect it till '17 though.
     
  27. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    I actually received a neg rep, :lol:
     
  28. EddieCrowder

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    The ever popular "Upper Decker" can be quite the surprise as well
     
  29. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    i edited the first post and added the April Fool's message just so people don't spend their valuable time perusing the thread.
     
  30. pcbuff

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    the joke really was that bad!
     

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