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Cal's recruiting coordinator arrested in prostitution sting

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"I'm also a tight ends coach"
 
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"It's not easy convincing prostitutes and recruits I am one of the Wayans brothers"
 
Hooker recruiting profile:


1-star local talent
Pros: Great size, top Z-Job skills
Cons: Has a penis
 
Don't kid yourself--****ing meatloaf gets messy.
Not sure you're tracking.

But, if it was meatloaf made with with hard boiled eggs baked in the middle and they were removed? Just some food for, ahem - thought.
 
This thread really breaks the AllBuffs mold: It's not so much about thinking.*



*sarcasm font
 
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Cal Bears latest recruit

Scout: 2*
ESPN: 2* (#20 motel 6 hooker; #50 overall)
247 Sports: 2* (never seen her, but that's what the other sites say)
Rivals: say she always stealing tricks and cheating johns.
 
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