Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Sexton Hardcastle, Oct 2, 2010.
You drive the truck, and I'll just dump the bins in the back. We'll make a fortune!
The key to the executive restroom is in the top desk drawer.
You suck! Better luck next time, bitch assed hoser.
Here's a little something to pass along to that King kid--thanks again.
Thanks for making me look good tonight buddy
"I'm serious, Mark. Tell the Georgia media that you just need to work on the little things. They eat that **** up!"
Is your ass as hot as mine? I wear two pairs of underwear just to make sure I don't blister.
Tell A.J. that i'll give him $1,200 for his jersey as long as he doesn't wash it.
Look, we're both about to be fired, let's go to the hill and pop...
Hawk: "Everything I touch turns to crud. Whoops, did I just touch your shoulder?"
I'm convinced both of our teams are about to pop!
So, what is your contract buy out?
If you change just 1 or 2 plays, you would have won!
"When you work the shaft don't forget to tickling the anus. You gotta focus on the little things... "
Hawk teaching Head Coach Mark Richt how to get just one more year out of his contract when he meets with the President of the University of Georgia later this season.
I know how you feel! I put some stuff in your pocket, it will make you feel better.
"You cinched the jacket up, but it's a little too tight. Yer hair's fallin' out."
I got a nice 30 acre place with cute little pond in Idaho...what do you say you and me do a little fishing there next year when we both get the axe and will have all that free time?
" I know this sounds odd, but Just call this a moral victory, and go ask for a contract extension!"
Hawk: “When we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we're still unfulfilled, we blame our fans and take up with a higher truth. This can go on and on until we admit that while a fan base can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure in every relationship we enter.”
Insert Richt thought bubble:
"I swear to God, if he doesn't shut up, I'm gonna spill the beans that I've been offered his job."
Ironic part about this is...that I was just going to ask YOU for a job!
seriously....that made me laugh out loud. rep.
This world is ****ed my man. Who would have thought that you would be closer to getting fired than me at this point in the season?
From today's Athens Banner-Herald:
I'm gonna guess that Hawk was telling him to say that when the picture was snapped. Except for that business about wins and losses being the bottom line--Richt probably ad-libbed that.
"I'm telling ya Mark...more hair gel"
"Mark, don't worry one day we will both look back at this and laugh."
"So you gonna beg Saban for an assistant's job too?"
Mike Bohn wants to know if you would like to stay?
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