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Colorado vs Oklahoma: The Buffs Don't Stand A Chance Now...

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By Jon Woods

I was slightly worried (it's still a road game after all) about the game in Norman this weekend, but all in all I was confident that the Buffs could rebound before welcoming the Jayhawks to Boulder next Tuesday. That is, of course, before I saw what the Sooners have planned for the Buffaloes this weekend...

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WE. ARE. SCREWED.​



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It has been kind of funny listening to the advertisements playing on the radio. They have been hyping this up like crazy.

But - I can see why -- their attendance figures are abysmal!! 5,000 or 6,000 fans to see the games. Not good. They are hoping Chewbacca can bring in a few more fans!
 
It's a trap game!
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Andre Roberson: "I made it!!! I made a 3-Ball!"

Cory Higgins: "Don't get cocky kid"
 
OMG. OU plans on running the Chewbacca defense!
The refs will screw us for sure.

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...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski*
Damn it!... He's using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran*
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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