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Dan Hawkins set to resign today

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by GregInArlington, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. GregInArlington

    GregInArlington Well-Known Member

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    It is about to be official. Several people have told me this today, and it has been confirmed by one inside source so far.

    Dan Hawkins received his game check from last weekends game today. The pen he used to sign the check was not working well. Once Dan finds a working pen, he is set to re-sign his check, so that it can be properly deposited at the bank.

    Edit: I apologize for the misspelling of the word re-sign in the thread title, I hope it didn't cause any confusion.
     
  2. NashBuff

    NashBuff CSU Knob-Slobberer

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    LOL...good one!
     
  3. BuffNut99

    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

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    Don't play with my fragile emotions
     
  4. HotRack

    HotRack Rez BubbleHead Club Member

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    F****R! You will pay for this my friend, yes, you will pay. :lol:
     
  5. SCB

    SCB Well-Known Member

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    Bastard. :smile2:
     
  6. buffsyko

    buffsyko Club Member Club Member

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    nice....
     
  7. FlatironsBuff

    FlatironsBuff Club Member Club Member

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    That earned a 'You ****er' from me while laughing. Good one.
     
  8. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    This is about the 4th or 5th dumbass thread trying to mislead people. These are not amusing.
     
  9. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King Club Member

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    I'm gonna set you on fire... I'm going to burn you mutha ****a
     
  10. JimmyBuff

    JimmyBuff Well-Known Member

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  11. Buffsfan09

    Buffsfan09 Member

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    why are you toying with my emotions! don't start putting threads out about some high school coach being named our next coach, could send me over the edge.
     
  12. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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    well played.
     
  13. CUFan

    CUFan Welcome back Club Member

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    Your sources are pissing me off.
     
  14. Ruckus

    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    This one was at least clever.
     
  15. Black_Rob

    Black_Rob New Member

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  16. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    Dan Hawkins fired......................up the family automobile to deposit his check at the bank.
     
  17. Unleash Hell

    Unleash Hell Well-Known Member

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    God dammit this **** needs to stop. I'm as pissed as a gorilla that just lost his bitch to a chimpanzee.
     
  18. Fight CU

    Fight CU Club Member Club Member

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    :laugh:
     
  19. Buff_since76

    Buff_since76 Still a fan... Club Member

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    Here are a few others:

    Dan Hawkin's seen packing... his bag to travel to Oklahoma. He views this as a chance to interview for an assistant position, and maybe play well in a road game.

    Dan Hawkin's canned... the rest of the vegtables he grew in his garden. Misty said he spend his whole summer trying to grow bigger cucumber, and a few hours looking at game film of course.

    Dan Hawkin's laid off... the beans at lunch because he was getting such bad gas. It was ok when the team practiced outside, but in the bubble he is deadly
     
  20. Buffalo Brad

    Buffalo Brad Club Member Club Member

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    Right on - that got me to laughing pretty hard. Nice job! Might as well have some fun with it.
     
  21. Buffsfan09

    Buffsfan09 Member

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    what ever happened to the website footballcoachscoop.com, anybody know? it never appeared to be right, but it was always fun sifting though the speculation.
     
  22. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    burn this thread to the ground...really
     
  23. boulder77

    boulder77 Certified Organic Club Member

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    :asshole: :lol:
     
  24. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

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    this will make you guys stop laughing. Dan pulls in almost 100k every game he coaches.
     
  25. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    User title change coming soon.
     
  26. OUBuff

    OUBuff American Club Member

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    Well done sir...

    YMSSRA
     
  27. GoBuffs08

    GoBuffs08 Well-Known Member

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    Dan gets $333,000 per win!
     
  28. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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    That is a deal, Mack brown gets around 500K. Turner gill is leading the big 12 at around 1,000,000 per victory.
     
  29. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Dan Hawkins dismissed........rumors he was going anywhere.

    Dan Hawkins let go..........of his worries

    Dan Hawkin sacked..........his own groceries

    Dan Hawkins gets pink slip........from Victoria's secret.

    Dan Hawkins shown the curb.......that was freshly painted with his house number


    Dan Hawkins canned........tomatoes.

    Dan Hawkins steps down....the broken escalator two stairs at a time.
     
  30. Hugegroove

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    Do you do a stand up comedy routine?
     

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