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Darrell Scott's unicorn

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by dply, Feb 18, 2012.

  1. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    I'm sure a lot of people around here are wondering what happened to Darrell Scott's unicorn. Did he take it to South Florida? Did Mike Bohn make dog food out of it?

    The truth is I took it back. He was fat and diabetic off of doughnuts and in overall bad shape.

    It took me almost 2 years but I molded him back into shape. Woot! We we ready to go! But then I realized that I had the power to make him stronger, faster, and the most baddass mother****ing unicorn this planet has ever seen.

    I tested him against some old man in Kansas. Tell me what you think.

    [video=youtube;kQOXInU4MCI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQOXInU4MCI[/video]

    We gonna win!
     
  2. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    The fact that rainbows now fly out of his ass show he's ready to go. I like the nastiness. I say we save him for a guard or an ILB.
     
  3. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King Club Member

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    where the **** did you find that?!?!?!
     
  4. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    The CUAD emailed to all the true fans. You didn't get an email?
     
  5. XIIfan

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    Truth is I've had a bit too much to drink this afternoon, but that was awesome.
     
  6. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Now we just have to figure out which 2013 recruiting prospect is man enough to be worthy of such a fine unicorn.
     
  7. patebuff

    patebuff Downgraded to half a star Club Member

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    FB. Everybody knows this
     
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  8. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    Pow!
     
  9. patebuff

    patebuff Downgraded to half a star Club Member

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    I love when you talk dirty
     
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    The Guest Guest

    Two letters make such a big difference in this case.
     
  11. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    Add a "d" subtract a "y"? That doesn't make any sense. Unless you're a farmer. Or a geologist.
     
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    I was thinking a "t" and an "e" in this case.

    pabuff does not love it when you talk dirty. Nor does he talk dirty. Ever.
     
  13. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    It love when you talk edirty? That still doesn't make sense. pabuff has been known to harumph suggestively after a sherry. Why are we talking about pabuff?
     
  14. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    This may be one of the shortest "Thread of the year contenders ever."
     
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    That may be your shortest post ever.
     
  16. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    Not quite! :lol:
     
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    Well, it was at the time.
     
  18. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    no
     
  19. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    Winner!
     

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