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Do the Buffs have any shot of stopping Pete Thomas?

Unleash Hell said:
If we can stop Pete Thomas, then stopping Andrew Luck and Darron Thomas will be cake!
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No doubt. He has a stronger, more accurate arm than Luck and he makes Darron Thomas look slow.

I am really nervous about this one guys.
 
Do.Not.Make.Eye.Contact.With.This.Man.
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MrFrumpylane said:
Do.Not.Make.Eye.Contact.With.This.Man.
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And this is where the genius of the hideously ugly and bright orange jersey's come in. If you can't look him in the eyes or anywhere on the body, the only place you can look, if you are lucky, is his hands. His gorgeous, powerful hands. It is very distracting.
 
Pete Thomas intimidated Clark Evans into leaving the state, not enough room for that much greatness in one state and Clark lost!
 
MrFrumpylane said:
Do.Not.Make.Eye.Contact.With.This.Man.
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Wow! He blew past everyone! There are no defenders even near him, except for the guy just out of the frame who is about to get the Holy Jesus Christ stiff-armed out of him.

And what are all of those people doing on the field? Is it a winning touchdown, and they're ready to mob the field.

Wait a minute. Oh no. That's posed? That's a posed ****ing picture? What.the.****?

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah. My Dad had one just like that in his high school year book. Hahahahahaahahah!

Wow, I don't even care what the score of the game is. I don't care if the records books say we lost. We have clearly won.
 
You can't even hope to contain him. Our only chance is if we get some fumbles from the CSU WRs. Drops are not going to happen because Thomas throws that perfect ball that even my mother-in-law would find impossible not to catch.
 
CSU fans should be excited about Pete Thomas, he was a 4* recruit which means he had 4 times as many stars as their average recruits, must be 4 times the player.
 
MtnBuff said:
CSU fans should be excited about Pete Thomas, he was a 4* recruit which means he had 4 times as many stars as their average recruits, must be 4 times the player.
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I think it's a log scale, actually.
 
When a Defender intercepts one of his passes they have a strong urge to hand the ball back to him.

A bird in his hand is worth much more than two in a bush

When the Baja men ask who let the dogs out, He knows the answer

He can lick his elbow

His balls are bigger than Cam's

He is the starting QB in Fort Collins.

He doesnt drink often but when he does he prefers Shocktop Raspberry Wheat.
 
Pistol Pete for president

When Pete is thirsty, he does not always have a beer. But when he does, it is a Dos Equis
 
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his skills are so great that during a match on the gridiron, he does not need to stand

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When he tells a joke, he doesn't need the punchline for it to be funny
 
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