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#FireMikeSanford

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Fire KD and RG
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Liver

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surrender monkeys, the lot you!

PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT AN INDICATOR OF FUTURE RESULTS

maybe this hire will pay us back in karma by delivering us TONS of wins and a prolific offense. i mean, dan hawkins was like 53-11 before he helped to destroy CU. that level of underperformance has to correct the other way, right? right?

excuse me, i have to short tesla, buy kmart, and such.
 

Pbuffdiddy

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maybe this hire will pay us back in karma by delivering us TONS of wins and a prolific offense. i mean, dan hawkins was like 53-11 before he helped to destroy CU. that level of underperformance has to correct the other way, right? right?
It's all starting to make sense now. Karl Dorrell is a ****ing genius!
 

goalline

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our offense based upon numbers this season cannot possibly GET worse. the sky is the limit!
Bold prediction: second home game (PAC 12 opener with our craptastic schedule next season), 3rd down on our own 18 yl, Lewis drops back to pass. The pocket collapses so quickly a black hole forms sucking Folsom and the IPF into oblivion. Dorrell is awarded the Nobel prize in physics posthumously.
 

The Alabaster Yak

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Every offense he has touched has gotten worse.

Let that sink in.
Technically he was the OC for an improved Boise State offense that improved by like 1 ppg and same thing with ND in his first year. His career has been all down hill after ND, though.

I would seriously like to know how he explained the being fired from WKU after two seasons and completely destroying that offense, and also how he explains completely ruining Tanner Morgan the last two years. Actually, I seriously wonder if Dorrell even asked him to explain that stuff.

Serious question: Do we think Dorrell reached out to Brian Kelly, Brian Harsin, and/or PJ Fleck to get an idea of how he was as an OC?
 

manhattanbuff

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Technically he was the OC for an improved Boise State offense that improved by like 1 ppg and same thing with ND in his first year. His career has been all down hill after ND, though.

I would seriously like to know how he explained the being fired from WKU after two seasons and completely destroying that offense, and also how he explains completely ruining Tanner Morgan the last two years. Actually, I seriously wonder if Dorrell even asked him to explain that stuff.

Serious question: Do we think Dorrell reached out to Brian Kelly, Brian Harsin, and/or PJ Fleck to get an idea of how he was as an OC?
He does his research very similarly to GIA.
 

ahoelsken

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Sanford’s contract at Minnesota was not renewed.
Because the only three teams who threw it less than they did last year were the service academies. Manhattan's right-Dumbass Dorrell might have actually made things worse with this move.
 

rosstr

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Because the only three teams who threw it less than they did last year were the service academies. Manhattan's right-Dumbass Dorrell might have actually made things worse with this move.
Dumbass Dorrell or Cardboard Karl. Interesting.
 
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