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Football Challenged Lady-brains

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Uncle Ken, Jun 17, 2015.

  1. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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  2. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    Women's clinic, heh. Still coulda been smarter.
     
  3. mdelpizzo_1

    mdelpizzo_1 My Dixie Wrecked Club Member

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    Are husbands invited? I'm just asking for a friend...
     
  4. chitownbuff

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    Women's Riddle?
     
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  5. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    Does your friend want to meet some ladies, or is he just stoopid about football?
     
  6. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    More discharge-ier.
     
  7. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    Shouldn't it be Womyn's Clinic?
     
  8. chitownbuff

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    Just tell your friend to explain that he identifies himself as a female.
     
  9. mdelpizzo_1

    mdelpizzo_1 My Dixie Wrecked Club Member

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    Column A and Column B, but I wouldn't exactly call him the sharpest knife if you know what I mean...
     
  10. Burrito Palazzo

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    Bad clinic joke!
     
  11. mdelpizzo_1

    mdelpizzo_1 My Dixie Wrecked Club Member

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    Would it have been better if I said "tool" instead of "knife" or should I have gone "Brightest Crayon" route?
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Club Member Club Member

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    Does Two Deep still mean what I think it does?
     
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    Better than last year's "An exclusive opportunity to get your lesser intellect out of the kitchen and learn about football. Coming soon, classes on driving, pleasing your man and not talking."
     
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  14. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    well the last few seasons have been an abor.... Nevermind.
     
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  15. Burrito Palazzo

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    No more two-fers .
     
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    With his puffy titties nobody will question his presence there. Especially if he wears a tight tshirt.
     
  17. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    I actually kinda admire fatty's commitment to this particular narrative.
     
  18. Quattro

    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    He is really obsessed with me, it's really odd. How much time does he spend thinking about my nipples?


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  19. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Amazing. Finally figured out how to reach out to female fans without being patronizing.
     
  20. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    That was my initial thread title.
     
  21. SpacemanSpiff

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    Liar. It was "Tight Ends and Wide Receivers - Which One Are You?"
     
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    You can be both if you aren't into certain things.


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  23. Uncle Ken

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    buttholes, right?
     
  24. SpacemanSpiff

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    I think it depends on which hash the ball is placed. You'll learn about this in the class.
     
  25. Burrito Palazzo

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    This thread title would be great on the Barzil recruit thread.
     
  26. MtnBuff

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    She wants to be a Split End, but it depends on who goes into the Slot.
     
  27. SpacemanSpiff

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    If I was Mod for a day, I'd merge the Recruit and Daily Bowel Movement threads. They both stink.
     
  28. patebuff

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    :lol:
     

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