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Hope is a Bitch

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Darth Snow, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    This season, hope is like that vicious ex girlfriend who keeps coming around and asking for you to take her back.

    I've had no hope for every game after the Washington State game. Maybe an iota of hope for UW, but really, road game? Nah, no hope.

    But this week, the bitch is back. Whispering in my ear that it won't be like the last 100 times, that she won't set me up for the big fall, that she WILL show up when it counts... That I can depend on her. Speedy and Prich back, what corners we had are back... black out game... opponent coming off a distracting and crushing loss on what was, for all intents nad purposes, their bowl game... lane kiffen coaching...

    BUT NO. GET AWAY FROM ME HOPE YOU WHORE! YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN! As soon as ralphie has run, I will look to my side and instead of hope, I will have nothing... but perhaps a wasted Rugged and Wsp. SHES A WHORE BITCH.
     
  2. Jens1893

    Jens1893 Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Hope is a bitch? How dare you insult Hope Solo like that!
     
  3. BuffUp

    BuffUp Go Buffs Club Member

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    yea Hope, I knew her once - she was fun, damn bitch!
     
  4. Heywood

    Heywood The actual El Guapo Club Member

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    that bitch finds a way to get me every gameday. I feel so cheap and used afterwords, I should seriously see Dr. Phil or something.

    Oh well, time to play the fight song.
     
  5. Ruckus

    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    And we aren't even getting any sandwiches out of it either.

    -- I'm a Guy On A Buffalo --
     
  6. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    Which one? :huh:
     
  7. J.R. Ewing

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    I wrote her off for the tenth time today
    And practice all the things I would say
    But she came over
    I lost my nerve
    I took her back and made her dessert
    Now I know I'm being used
    That's okay man cause I like the abuse
    I know she's playing with me
    That's okay cause I got no self esteem

    We make plans to go out at night
    I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
    All this rejection's got me so low
    If she keeps it up I just might tell her so

    When she's saying that she wants only me
    Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
    When she's saying that I'm like a disease
    Then I wonder how much more I can spend
    Well I guess I should stick up for myself
    But I really think it's better this way
    The more you suffer
    The more it shows you really care
    Right? Yeah yeah yeah

    Now I'll relate this little bit
    That happens more than I'd like to admit
    Late at night she knocks on my door
    Drunk again and looking to score
    Now I know I should say no
    But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
    I may be dumb
    But I'm not a dweeb
    I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

    When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me
    Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
    When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease
    Then I wonder how much more I can spend
    Well I guess I should stick up for myself
    But I really think it's better this way
    The more you suffer
    The more it shows you really care
    Right? Yeah-eh-eh
     
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  8. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    I thought this thread was about Hope in seventh grade. She had the biggest rack, and wouldn't let me touch them. I thought she was a bitch. In retrospect, she was ok.


    ps: We're gonna win!
     
  9. The Guest

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    You hid on your couch because you still think there's hope. But Snow, the only hope you have is to accept the fact that we've already lost. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a fan is supposed to function. Without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All football depends upon it.

    [video=youtube;tKYJLfWqTBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKYJLfWqTBY[/video]
     
  10. J.R. Ewing

    J.R. Ewing Club Member Club Member

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    I really hope you were in 7th grade at the time too.
     
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    Perv.
     
  12. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo AnalExplosionDeathMatch Club Member

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    Tuesday!

    Nah, I think I was a year ahead of her, Sevies Suck!
     
  13. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    If they did you wouldn't be so pissed.
     
  14. JWP303

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    I'm kind of annoyed by all the people who are so hopeful, like have you seen any of the other games this year?

    Don't get me wrong - I envy your ability to be glass half full... But this season broke the camel's back for me. All hope was gone after Washington State for me. I'll be there tonight - but I have no delusions that we might be competitive. /Parade raining.
     
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    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    Tonight could very well be the same as Wisconsin last week or TT last week.
     
  16. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    offspring rep! listening to them at work. It changes things...

    I don't have a glass. I broke it over that bitches head.
     
  17. JWP303

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    Maybe the USC Band will perform The Kids Aren't All Right tonight, that would give me something to look fwd to.

    [video=youtube;TRZbNcPP_xk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRZbNcPP_xk[/video]
     
  18. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Buff_since76 Still a fan... Club Member

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    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    Hope is hot, always puts out, and does every freaky thing your dirty heart desires. That's why you keep letting her back into your life.
     
  21. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    the reason we have hope is that this is, sadly, our best chance to win in about the last month.
     
  22. zbuff

    zbuff Juiceful and useful. Club Member

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    What's the weather? Our only hope is Barkley's arm freezing up and short-throwing everything.
     
  23. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    I was just outside and it is pretty chilly.
     
  24. InTheBuff

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    54 right now- supposed to be around 44 at 9 p.m.
     
  25. TimmyDUBs

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    "Barkley drops back, passes to Woods. IT'S PICKED OFF! Greg Henderson has it and he is running passed the 40, 30, 20, 10, TOUCHDOWN, Colorado!"
     

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