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Ingenious move by the admin....

Darth Snow said:
THAT IS BULL****. If there is one thing CU dominates, it is weed quality. No. THIS IS WHERE WE STAND STRONG. The Tree domination STOPS HERE.
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Damn straight! Let's get a drum circle together in protest!
 
Skidmark said:
Stanford's admissions criteria and steep tuition keeps CU students from pursuing a real degree in Palo Alto. There is not a single CU parent who would hesitate to send our children to Palo Alto if offered the choice between a full ride scholarship to Stanford and CU.

Stanford alums are richer than CU's. Stanford students and alumni smarter than CU's. Stanford's athletes are stronger, faster, more disciplined, and better coached.

CU fans appoligize to no one... except Stanford.

We realize our natural place in the universe. It's better to just let Stanford eat our lunch than to aspire to defy gravity and expect victory over the Cardinal.

We willfully bow before our Stanford overlords in every aspect of our lives, at work, on the playing fields, and in the gymnasiums. Stanford grads design and market Apple, Facebook, Oracle, and basically everything that makes modern living tolerable. CU takes pride in the fading glory of South Park adult cartoon series and the afterglow of a few NASA's manned space projects.

Stanford graduates that occupy high office are the only force in the universe that are capable of stopping a global meltdown that returns mankind back to the dark ages.

CU is not so dilusional to get uppidy and actually aspire to upset our Stanford overlords by beating them in college athletics. A CU fan wouldn't even throw a piss baloon at a Stanford fan nor push a Stanford granny down the stairs. We can't even say "**** Stanford" without a deep sense of shame and the pain of inadequacy. This is followed by an immediate urge to appologize for blasphemy.

The members of Buff Nation were not good enough to get into Stanford as undergraduates. Instead, we swallowed our pride and compensated by opting to engage in the selfish and reckless pursuit of frivolity in Boulder. Our sub-Stanford quality intellect is mainly focused on bong rips, ski trips, and satisfaction with our near perfect SAT score plus the slacker's 2.3 high-school GPA. Under this behavior is a deep rooted inferiority complex to The Tree that is on par with that gnawing feeling that we failed to grow up into the adults that would make our fathers proud.

When we schedule Stanford, it is in Buffnation's psyche and in our best interest to assume that we are going to roll over and lose before the game even begins. This is true every time. In every sport [except skiing and occasionally XC]. We are just honored to simply be in the presence of Stanford's endowment, even when that means we get to submit to them as they do unspeakable things to us. Standford is Tiger Woods and CU is a cross between the golf ball and a waitress at Denny's.

It is more than enough for CU fans to hope the Buffs can just keep games competitive into the beginning of the second half. It is our responsibility not to force Stanford coaches to take pity on us during trash time.

The only people who expect CU to beat Stanford are the insubordinate, the stupid, and the crazy marauding Cal fans that have an axe to grind against their rival from across the bay.
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Not one word about petroleum donors? I smell a rat!
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
Not one word about petroleum donors? I smell a rat!
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Perhaps John Elway frowning on the new scoreboard after a CU win over Furd on the final play is going to be worth it. :thumbsup:
 
Creatini said:
I saw a kid washing his hands in the urinal today.
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What were you doing in Utah?





Yeah... it still doesn't feel quite right. "Stincoln" or even a little brother reference feels more accurate...
 
Hot Rack makes Platitudes...
Q: I saw a thread on a fan site criticizing the selection of Stanford as the Homecoming opponent.* What is the process for picking an opponent for that game?
A: I imagine someone raised a point about how the opponent supposedly gets all juiced up because they are picked for someone’s Homecoming ... not sure that happens any more.* It’s really not that big a secret that Homecoming here at CU hasn’t been that big of a deal for at least the last 30 years; never was dating back to my student days.* We get some extra people for some class reunions, but the weekend’s events are nothing like we saw in the old Big 8 (for example, Missouri and Iowa State practically invented Homecoming).* Parent’s Weekend is the bigger draw here, so what determines the opponents for both PW and HC are based on the dates when home games fall; campus likes PW about a month to seven weeks into the semester (thus, the Sept. 29 UCLA game is Parent’s Weekend in 2012), and then HC is usually one of the next two homes games, but never after the first November Saturday.* The only home game in October this year is Arizona State on a Thursday (Oct. 11), so Homecoming deferred to the next available home game, Stanford on Nov. 3.
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