Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Sexton Hardcastle, Aug 7, 2007.
"Ooops... I dropped my pretzel."
"Check it out! I can almost see my shoes!"
Jayhawk AD set to declare training table is for athletes only.
Ringling Brothers calls KU, wants tent back.
Lawrence porkchop mystery solved
No I don't want your lunch money just your Lunch
KU coach Mark Mangina leads his team in gassers on the first day of camp.
In related story, earthquake causes Utah mine cave-in, 6 miners trapped
KU coach Mark Mangina prepares to lead his team in gassers on the first day of camp
In related story, 3 players die due to inhaling toxic fumes...
"That Hawkins guy says seek not to hit the target, but to be the bow". "Well, I'm here to tell you guys I'm the bowling ball and you are the pins".
"I've taken ****s bigger than you guys."
"Does this shirt make me look fat ?"
Ah crap, I sharted again!
Whoa these guys suck!
AYYYYYY gimmie somea spaghetii and a meatballs!
These candidates could be the winner.
Which one of yoous gonna go get me my lunch, her's my list! Oh and no Diet ****!
Moss really does grow in the shade!
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."
"You look good enough to eat - GET IN MY BELLY!!!"
Hey, is that an M and M?
Why am I so fat? Because every time I **** Bill Callihan's wife, she feeds me a McGriddle.
(props to Absinthe)
Dude--don't move! You're about to step on a Ring Ding!
We will beat the Fuskers this year boys, 'cause I done bought all the red cloth in the world to make this here shirt so they won't have no spirit left!
"Oh ****, I think I just killed Jake!"
Jesus **** I'm fat.
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for hamburger today.
"Gentlemen, you have no idea how long its been since Ive actually seen my wiener."
Hey your shoes look like a big chocolate zinger!
The South Beach Diet worked for me.
"Coach Hawk says he's carrying the weight of all of last year's losses. I'm carrying the weight of every loss. Ever."
Can one of bend down quick and pick that up before I have to violate the 5 second rule.
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