I'm more freaked out that he models them for DBT.
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I'm more freaked out that he models them for DBT.
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His eyebrows were weirdly lopsided.
AlferdJasper
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Nightmares, RalphMalph. I shall have nightmares.
Now imagine it's a fat girl, and those eyebrows end up on your buttcheeks. I don't like it either.
AlferdJasper
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... whose eyebrows ... what?
Sorry, I thought you were referencing eyebrows, not thongs.
AlferdJasper
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DBT! You get back here right now and reclaim your thread. I need a glass of Nyquil and a snuggli and a nap!
Photo unrelated to post. At least I think so...
Photo unrelated to post. At least I think so...
Deleted member 807
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You are close! add a piggier nose, and 30 lbs.
AlferdJasper
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Good, but "porkier" More Fatback!
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Almost, but picture a waaay tooo short green minidress that wont stop rolling up over rolls. Plus, much more face fat.
AlferdJasper
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must remember to invest in sharpies in case this look catches on...
must remember to invest in sharpies in case this look catches on...
#2 is about right.
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Nailed it!
AlferdJasper
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I have no idea what this thread is about. It's like a reverse scavenger hunt.
But I like it, why yes.
But I like it, why yes.
Deleted member 807
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Wait. What?
(BTW, the google image search was "fat transvestite". Venezuela delivered)
Exactly.
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This is on the verge of becoming a horrific sequel of the Pinder/Miller jpeg race.
Agreed, but Wally must live with his choices. I tried to explain how horrific it was, but it's way worse than hooking up with a cougar.
AlferdJasper
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In some hellish, mirror-image world, perhaps.
So close, now feed her a sammich!
AlferdJasper
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Thank you.
