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Jim McElwain is a goober

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Duff Man, Aug 27, 2013.

  1. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Fits right in at CSU IYAM.
     
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    BuffsNYC Clubber Lang Club Member

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    sweaty teets Club Member Club Member

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    said it before, i'll say it again, he looks like a simpsons character
     
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    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    I listen to his press conferences and all I hear is Dan Hawkins with a southern accent....
     
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    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    *Fake southern accent
     
  8. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Cost Cutters treats him like a VIP.
     
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    14er “Imitation is suicide.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  11. DBT

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    I posted this in another thread yesterday:

    McElwain is beginning to sound like Hawkins. Did you guys see his presser and how he will select the starting QB? "You know, here is what I'm actually toying with. My huntin' dog, Clairabelle, a 4 1/2 pound Yorkiepooh. I've been thinkin' 'bout puttin' 3 balls with numbers on it. Throwin' it out in the back yard and whatever she comes back with, it's instinct man (he holds two thumbsup). She's got great instincts." Then he laughs at his own joke.

    Yes, he is a goober.
     
  12. TDbuff

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    Simple JMac?
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  13. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    Are you saying people from Montana don't actually talk like they grew up in Mayberry?
     
  14. J.R. Ewing

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    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Obviously you guys have missed seeing McElwain's new look. Much like when Hawkins traded in the bowl cut for over-gelled coolness, McElwain has gotten his freak on with a goatee to show what a badass he is.

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  16. J.R. Ewing

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    I think I gave him money and a granola bar at Alameda and I-25.
     
  17. rynobuff

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    If this game ever becomes relevant again with both Coach Mac's still at the helm I think it will be quite easy to hate the lesser mac, even moreso than coach trashmouth lubejob (who I somewhat respected).
     
  18. sackman

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    If CSU gets to a bowl game, Mcelwhine will be on the first bus out of town.
     
  19. Darth Snow

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    All I care is that he is a losing goober come Sunday.
     
  20. rynobuff

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    Why would he leave a school that is soon to be the cream of the Big 12?? :lol:
     
  21. zbuff

    zbuff Juiceful and useful. Club Member

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    ubl?
     
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    Yup, definitely looks like a goober
     
  23. CUFan

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    I can see why they need a new stadium. Are they playing in Stutler Bowl?
     
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    McElwhine is probably already having his agent scour the nation for a job. CSewe is just a place where he can say "Hey, I have been a DI HC". I look for him to warm up the UHaul this offseason...if he can.
     
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    Pretty sure this was made by a CSU fan
     
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    So who does he pick when Clairabelle digs a hole for one ball, leaks on the second, sh*ts on the third and then comes in to hump his leg?
     
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