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Lunchpails

AlferdJasper

Well-Known Member
we should probably have an AB bake sale to get Simmons and Clemons lunchpails.

This comment got me thinking: if it were a requirement to bring a lunchpail, what kind of lunchpail would these guys bring?

This is the class blue collar hardworking guy's pail, right?
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But some of our guys would have some personalized boxes.

Maybe just like this should be Jenny Barringer's or Nicki Marshall's:
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http://woldfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wonder-woman-lunch-box.jpg


and the obvious ones are these:
Rodney "Speedy" Stewart
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Quentin "Quick" Hildreth (on the right)
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Christ Alferd, you're Coach Hawkins wet dream of internet posters. :lol:

Solid work as always.
 
Even the Coach gets sentimental sometimes and switches out the standard silver pail for something illustrating the family theme going on.

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For all those guys still having trouble with the playbook

Decoder Lunchbox
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And for some of the coaches. If I only had ... If I only had ...
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You know how your wife sometimes complains that you don't spend enough time with the family Alferd? Now might be a good time to get everybody together and maybe go hiking or something.
 
For anyone still trying to predict our record next season

Ouija board
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and for a couple of coaches (I hope you know who you are)

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You know how your wife sometimes complains that you don't spend enough time with the family Alferd? Now might be a good time to get everybody together and maybe go hiking or something.


Now how do you know the family isn't pleased as punch that I am hermited away doing important things for the good of CU football?

:smile2:
 
:bowdown::bowdown:

Looking forward to the Juicebox edition.

This quality of satire has no place amongst the endless drivel and bitterness.
 
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