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Texas Comedy thread

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Put your UT funnies in here, jokes, farks, what ever.

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Coincidence? I think not
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the bonghorns were never more comical than when Chrissy Simms was at the helm...
 
Found written in a bathroom stall
"Here I sit
Buns a-flexin,
squeezing out
another texan"

That's still there? That's in one of the stalls at the Men's locker room in the Rec Center. That quote has been there since I was in high school, over 20 years ago! :lol:

But I believe the actual quote is "Giving birth to another Texan".
 
a wise American once said: Texans are like the French, they think they are the coolest thing going but no one else does.



that said, many of my relatives are French. But, none of them are Texans.
 
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