The Ballad of the Sheep (to be sung to the theme from Beverly Hillbillies) Come and listen to a story about a green-clad tool Grades kinda sucked so he went to the safety school Bought himself a pickup, didn’t want no wimpy car And filled up the back with good ol’ PBR Cheap beer that is, liquid gold, Milwaukee tea. Well the first thing you know ol Fum's a football fan, Learnt real good "Am Proud to be a Ram" Sheep fans said "Invesco’s the place to be" So they loaded up the truck and drove it to Lot C. Tailgating, that is. Van Mullet jerseys. Porta-Johns. Here come the Rammies, off the cannon shoots, Brand new coach and CU-shunned recruits Pasty-white D-linemen averaging oh about two-twenty Backed by a secondary that has been burned a-plenty. Scorched, that is. Carbon-enriched toast. Offense takes the field with a QB name of…anybody?... Farris Any BCS-school would no doubt be embarrassed Give the ball thirty times to number 34 Knee is shot so let him run another 20 more. ACL, that is. Shredded. Meat-grinder. CU jumps out quick and there is no turning back. Rammie fans are left to marvel at Cam's large ball sac. Smashmouth domination...O's impossible to stop Miller has more pancakes than friggin' IHOP. On your back, that is. Mr. Vickers meet Mr. Herbert. Well now its time to say goodbye to Fum and all his kin. Their Super Bowl resulted in a three-score CU win You're all invited back again to this locality Because a game at Hughes is perfectly ****ty. Cow pasture that is. Open field. Empty seats. Y'all come back now, y'hear?