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"Tis the season of giving. What woul you give Dan Hawkins for Christmas?

Gotta love the puss who neg-repped me for giving a gift to Hawkins (and refused to sign his name).

I get blasted for being to negative towards Hawkins, and now I get a negative rep for giving him a christmas gift? Double-standard.

It could be a Idot?
 
Anybody else want to chip in on a plane ticket to Gainesville as a late Christmas gift for Dan?? :smile2:
 
Howzabout these gifts
- Ability to finish cleaning up the little things
- Abliity to turn the corner
- Finally getting this thing to pop
- A victory margin that is not razor thin
- Getting thrown OUT of the fire
- Winning AND being a winner
 
I would give Big Dan a Buffalo skin "Slinket" it's a knock off of the "Snuggie" and send him off to the woods to get his mind right.
 
Gotta love the puss who neg-repped me for giving a gift to Hawkins (and refused to sign his name).

I get blasted for being to negative towards Hawkins, and now I get a negative rep for giving him a christmas gift? Double-standard.

If I had to guess it has something to do with the F word being in the pic (it wasn't me)
 
Idiot football coaches with big mouths aren't allowed in Ganiesville.
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Steve Spurrier was a hero there.

The obvious difference is that he could actually coach, whereas Hawkins is in way over his head in that department. However, Spurrier is an idot, and he does have a big mouth.
 
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Written by someone who knows his audience, because he is one of them.
 
Just because he's polish, right???? :sad1::sad2:

Racist bastard..... :huh:



:smile2:

So, this Polish guy is walking down the street when he runs into a friend. The friend said, "Hey, Czarnecki, how the hell did you burn your face like that?" Czarnecki said, "Man, I was ironing my clothes when the phone rang and, duh, I mistook the iron for the phone and put it to the side of my head. Crazy, huh?" His friend replied, "Well, that explains the right side of your face but how did you burn the left side of your face?" Czarnecki replied, "You are not going to believe this, but the idot called me back!"

Bada Bing, Bada Bang!
 
So, this Polish guy is walking down the street when he runs into a friend. The friend said, "Hey, Czarnecki, how the hell did you burn your face like that?" Czarnecki said, "Man, I was ironing my clothes when the phone rang and, duh, I mistook the iron for the phone and put it to the side of my head. Crazy, huh?" His friend replied, "Well, that explains the right side of your face but how did you burn the left side of your face?" Czarnecki replied, "You are not going to believe this, but the idot called me back!"

Bada Bing, Bada Bang!


I've heard that one before, only the polish guy was named BCS and it was a frying pan, not an iron.

Still a classic either way, though..... :rofl2:
 
I've heard that one before, only the polish guy was named BCS and it was a frying pan, not an iron.

Still a classic either way, though..... :rofl2:
So, BCS was walking down the street when he ran into a Polish guy. The Polish guys says, "Hey, BCS, how the **** did you burn your face?" BCS said, "You aren't going to believe this, but I was frying falafels while posting **** on Allbuffs when the phone rang...."
 
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