Thought I would post this for a well needed laugh around here. From Pete Fiutak:
Shhhhhh, if you listen quietly, you can hear Iowa State coming up with yet another takeaway…
To: Nebraska.
Cc: Bo Pelini
Subject: My ass, your kiss.
Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Nebraska’s offense. … Nebraska’s offense, who? … Exactly.
Or how about this? What do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!
No, smell you later!
Bill Callahan
Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?
http://cfn.scout.com/2/913362.html
Shhhhhh, if you listen quietly, you can hear Iowa State coming up with yet another takeaway…
To: Nebraska.
Cc: Bo Pelini
Subject: My ass, your kiss.
Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Nebraska’s offense. … Nebraska’s offense, who? … Exactly.
Or how about this? What do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!
No, smell you later!
Bill Callahan
Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?
http://cfn.scout.com/2/913362.html