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Volleyball: CU Buffs swept by No. 7 Southern Cal

I hate USC.

I have never met a USC grad I liked. Seriously. I've met hundreds of them too. I even meet Nebraska grads that are okay from time-to-time. But not USC.

I lived next to a USC grad a few years ago. I was renting, and I think he looked down on me for that. His home would have sold in the 1.5 range, and he was very fond of his convertable BMW. Anyway, I caught him stealing my newspaper one morning, so I said, "can I have the sports section when you're done?". Instead of being apologetic and humble about it, he turned into an even bigger asshole for the next year until I moved (and for all I know he still is).
 
I have never met a USC grad I liked. Seriously. I've met hundreds of them too. I even meet Nebraska grads that are okay from time-to-time. But not USC.

I lived next to a USC grad a few years ago. I was renting, and I think he looked down on me for that. His home would have sold in the 1.5 range, and he was very fond of his convertable BMW. Anyway, I caught him stealing my newspaper one morning, so I said, "can I have the sports section when you're done?". Instead of being apologetic and humble about it, he turned into an even bigger asshole for the next year until I moved (and for all I know he still is).

This story feels unfinished. Did you eventually get to read the sports section? I want to hear about you subscribing to the paper just to read about the Buffs, and that the stollen paper just happened to be on Sunday following Salaam going over 2000 yards.
 
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