Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by JimmyBuff, Sep 13, 2011.
i'd rather die
I hate to admit it, but Hawk actually isn't that bad as a commentator. He may have a future in the profession if he can just cinch up a few little things, keep the twinkle in his eye, and remember to be the bow and not the arrow, staying off the mountain tops and out of the valleys.
Maybe he can take over for Corso on Gameday when he retires.
whoa not so fast there my freind
I just don't understand how Hawk can be considered an expert. Doesn't "expert" mean that you are one of the best at it? I want what ever ESPiN is smokin' if he is an expert.
I just posted about this in another thread and how he used the word "conflama". :lol:
Same old Hawk, using words like "conflama", talking with his hands, and spouting off about 10 sentences leaving you wondering wtf he just said and if it had anything to do with the question.
Well, Corso's a goofball who never won anything. That seems to be the criteria for success at the tv analyst gig.
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcats ass in a phonebooth than watch that ****ing idiot do anything.
What about a mountain lion?
My sentiment would still hold.
Anything....I can think of a few things I would like to watch him do....
As long as he can fix the little things and bring his lunch pale to work. He just might be out of the intramurals and into Division I football...BROTHA!!
Noticed he didnt pick PRich as his standout player of the week, at least one of the so-called "experts" did.
PRich didn't bring his lunchpail. He just scored two touchdowns and had 250+/- yards in receiving. But, you gotta bring that lunchpail if you want to get Hawk's attention. It's all about the lunchpail... and your horns - they must be out.
I think he brought juice boxes and orange slices.
Hawk - "Hey Georgia. Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves, already"
Your theory would explain Jerry Glanville's career as a TV analyst after he flamed-out in Atlanta.
If Hawk was still coaching the Buffs, PRich would be coming off the bench and Cefalo and Espy would be the starters
You guys don't understand. You don't have children. He knows how to do this thing.
are PRich's parents married?
It would only partially explain it. When bringing Jerry and D2 into the same discussion, the hair cuts must also be factored in.
Let us not forget general dumpy-ass body stature.
I was watching this last night and my wife comes in and sits down and after Dan is talking for a minute she starts making fun or him and his haircut and says "I don't like him who is he". I explained and was like now you know what I have been going through for a half decade. :lol:
Is watching D II anything like watching a SpongeBob marathon? I always felt more stupid after I listened to him blather....
I've always felt like listening to HaLkins talk was more like this...
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