CalBear68
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^^^^ Hey, we like your sense of humor, too. That was a good one.
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^^^^ Hey, we like your sense of humor, too. That was a good one.
This has turned into one of the best pre-game threads with posters from another team I have seen. These bear fans are pretty fun and hope they stick around. Better than the trailer trash we lived with in the other conference (and from what I hear other programs in this conference).
Isn't Oregon/Washington the state that began the meth craze?
Dammit. Somebody smarter than me make fun of them.
ThndringHerd
Well-Known Member
When you come this way, keep in mind you're outclassed. We will drink you under the table. Not sure about the football teams.
And I want nothing to do with any woman who's had a bear inside her. Probably why I haven't poked tini's mom.
I said "somebody smarter".
CalBear68
New Member
where are we going to find someone like that? intelligent posters cost a lot of money. we can only afford the likes of you. and 'tini.
What about the new guy with the big words?
i dunno. i have him on "ignore" because i couldn't understand his posts.
Hire Tini's mom! She supposedly will do a lot for $5
She can't type because her hands are full. God forbid you try to have a conversation with her.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but asterisks will never hurt me.
CalBear68
New Member
Yes, but California Central Valley perfected it.
yes, but she doesn't exactly wax poetic. she's more of an "actions ahead of words" type of gal. we need some shakespearean prose here or something. or, if we have to settle, maybe at least some chaucerian prose. you guys are embarassing me in front of our new cal friends.
She doesn't wax at all.
Deleted member 807
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Based on last year's experience in Berkeley, in my mind's eye each of these Cal posters are butterface asian lesbians with itty bitty racks. But to their credit, they have hot blonde trophy wives.
who said they are our friends??
CalBear68
New Member
Me, too.
dammit. you are spoiling the surprise for calbear at the tailgate.
'tini-- could you ask your mom to wax? we've got company coming over.
weed whacker's broke
CalBear68
New Member
Looking to get your asterisk hurt? We don't throw that kind of party - try the Big 12.Sticks and stones may break my bones, but asterisks will never hurt me.
Maxer
Member
Ha! Well, space sure won't be a problem, as long as you like wine, cheese, and a stadium with more in common with a mausoleum than a college football stadium. Enjoy dealing with Stanford Public Safety if you guys drink anything cheaper than Fat Tire...
CalBear68
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FlatironsBuff
Well-Known Member
You nailed me!
Trophy wife out at Nordy's today buying shoes.
I was trying to figure out if that is a man or a woman...but then decided it doesnt matter. Do. Not. Want.
:scared2: Maybe Cal fans are tougher than we thought? Then again, I would drink a lot more if this is what I had to work with.You nailed me!
Trophy wife out at Nordy's today buying shoes.