Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. My first thought was that he should get a nickname that plays on the Warren Zevon lyrics. "Lee Ho Fook"? Maybe "Teen Wolf"? But with the hair being model perfect, there are a host of other possibilities. We've got the Coen Brothers OBWAT pomade reference - "Dapper Dan". We've got the supermodel Zoolander reference - "Blue Steel". We need some more suggestions so we can pollify this thread and settle this burning issue.