If you're calling me a Cal fan, I will kick your ass. If you're saying I love ****, that's cool.
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- Thread starter 61_Shasta
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You're a disappointment.
And you are a cal fan.
**** that. Weight gain by women is justification for cheating (even in pregnancy if it's excessive). Getting fat is a violation of the relationship contract and tells the man that she is no longer the person he fell in lust with, that she has lost respect for herself. By not cheating, you lost your own self respect.
Eh. I was young and naive. I was well rewarded for that good karma though.
Not only are you allowed to cheat, you're also allowed to poison their food.
-- I'm a Guy On A Buffalo --
Idot Buff
Guest
Love it. I plan to quote you. If it does not work out for me, do you have any extra room?
Tacoma Ute
New Member
If you go to Wendover for scenery you've really got problems.
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Idot Buff
Guest
Shut up, bitch. You are beginning to sound like that prick Buff Surveyor.:lol:
He is no where near that prick. So far, TU is good with me.
Idot Buff
Guest
Agreed ....was hoping for some more negative rep from that dumb ass.
Don't disagree. He passed my first test.
The Guest
Guest
Armpit sex?
Magic stranger.
Did you see that other thread, or did we both bring up armpit sex independently within 20 minutes of each other?
That's weird it would take 20 minutes for you guys to realize each other's dicks are in each other's armpits.
Well, it makes sense. BP is still the fatty.
A fatty with a fatty taking a fatty.
I am fatter than Wally.
Idot Buff
Guest
In the groinal region?
Pretty much every where, I think. I never saw him engorged, which is lucky. I did see him pumping some poor girl in a Winnebago once. That wasn't pretty. At all.
Tacoma Ute
New Member
Damn, I go away for an hour and everyone is talking armpit humpin'? Sounds like you guys know an awful lot about Provo! 
Idot Buff
Guest
Holy ****....laughed out loud. Tried to rep you, but system fail.
Tacoma Ute
New Member
I never thought of this before but I just realized I have never had armpit sex. Am I missing anything? I guess I'll have to go ask on cougarboard. Nah, I think I'll just go through life without ever knowing that endeavor.
Try it, you'll like it.
Tacoma Ute
New Member
Maybe. I'm a bit leary though. Does anyone even do that outside of Utah County? I don't wanna go to ****in' Provo!
The Guest
Guest
It's kind of an Australian thing. I remember when I first learned the term. The girl was fantastic, but sadly, it wasn't me ****ing her armpit.
I'm assuming you remember her as well, Burrito?
Idot Buff
Guest
In the Winnebago.