What I want
Madness.
That's what I expect, and what I require from the legions of Buff fandom. Low grade simmering just below the surface insanity. God I love the smell of [bourbon] in the morning!
I want you to warm up your vocal cords by yelling at traffic.
I want to feel the electricity in the parking lot before 8AM.
I want to hear the pre-game show blaring from each and every tailgate I walk past.
If there is one single Ralphie hat remaining in any CU bookstore, heads will roll!
I want to see a grim determination in the eyes of every Buffs fan I see.
I WANT EVERYONE IN THEIR SEATS BEFORE KICKOFF.
I want the stands to shake like an old school Broncos - Raiders game at Mile High.
I want this game to register on seismographs across the Colorado Plateau.
I want to feel the wave of sound crashing through my body from the very first time the alumni stands cheer "Fukk 'em up".
I never once want to hear the words "down in front".
I want 50,183 black and gold lunatics screaming until they're hoarse.
I want to have my headset volume turned up all the way and still be unable to hear Mark and Gary.
I want to smell the fear emanating from the NU bench.
I want stadium security to be too worried about a riot to actually watch the game.
I want at least one noise-induced Nub timeout per quarter
... and I want to be able to hear a pin drop when Shadeur Sanders is under center.
I want Jeff Sims' eyes to be so wide I can see them from the stands.
I want snot bubbles.
I want blood.
I want NU receivers limping off the field after every crushing hit.
I want every other Pac school to be terrified at the thought of coming to play in Boulder.
I want to see Matt Rhule throw his headset to the ground ... twice.
I want to hear the collective sudden intake of breath coming from Fort Collins.
I want Oregon to be anxious.
I want to see NU fans filing silently out of Folsom Field with the thousand-yard stare associated with the victims of a natural disaster.
I want every future Matt Rhule coaching interview to include the question "Just what happened against Colorado?"
I want Lee Corso's car to get hit by lightning again.
I want to party like a porn star on Pearl Street when the clock hits 00:00.
I want to hear the raucous cheers in the bar as our highlights are replayed all through the night on SportsCenter.
Madness.
That's what I expect, and what I require from the legions of Buff fandom. Low grade simmering just below the surface insanity. God I love the smell of [bourbon] in the morning!
I want you to warm up your vocal cords by yelling at traffic.
I want to feel the electricity in the parking lot before 8AM.
I want to hear the pre-game show blaring from each and every tailgate I walk past.
If there is one single Ralphie hat remaining in any CU bookstore, heads will roll!
I want to see a grim determination in the eyes of every Buffs fan I see.
I WANT EVERYONE IN THEIR SEATS BEFORE KICKOFF.
I want the stands to shake like an old school Broncos - Raiders game at Mile High.
I want this game to register on seismographs across the Colorado Plateau.
I want to feel the wave of sound crashing through my body from the very first time the alumni stands cheer "Fukk 'em up".
I never once want to hear the words "down in front".
I want 50,183 black and gold lunatics screaming until they're hoarse.
I want to have my headset volume turned up all the way and still be unable to hear Mark and Gary.
I want to smell the fear emanating from the NU bench.
I want stadium security to be too worried about a riot to actually watch the game.
I want at least one noise-induced Nub timeout per quarter
... and I want to be able to hear a pin drop when Shadeur Sanders is under center.
I want Jeff Sims' eyes to be so wide I can see them from the stands.
I want snot bubbles.
I want blood.
I want NU receivers limping off the field after every crushing hit.
I want every other Pac school to be terrified at the thought of coming to play in Boulder.
I want to see Matt Rhule throw his headset to the ground ... twice.
I want to hear the collective sudden intake of breath coming from Fort Collins.
I want Oregon to be anxious.
I want to see NU fans filing silently out of Folsom Field with the thousand-yard stare associated with the victims of a natural disaster.
I want every future Matt Rhule coaching interview to include the question "Just what happened against Colorado?"
I want Lee Corso's car to get hit by lightning again.
I want to party like a porn star on Pearl Street when the clock hits 00:00.
I want to hear the raucous cheers in the bar as our highlights are replayed all through the night on SportsCenter.
