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Will you welcome a bandwagon jumper?
- Thread starter DuffBuff
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This bandwagon is pretty broken, but as long as you hate the nubs, you'll fit in just fine.
Does anyone have the hazing ritual handy from back when we let Hokie join?
DuffBuff
Well-Known Member
Ready to do whatever I need to do. Is paying tuition not enough?
If you accpet burrito or ken that’s punishment enough.
Five posts, and nobody has asked for a sammich yet? We're losing our edge around here.
Well his name is DuffBuff, so I’m going to say, a lot?
Welcome!
Rule 1 - We hate Nebraska, Mel Tucker and Dan Hawkins
If you can get onboard with that, you will fit right in.
Rule 1a - we kind of hate ourselves
Stay out of the barzil recruit thread and you'll love CU!
You forgot the most important rule.
No thread is worthwhile without puns, and tree puns indicate that you are truly fitting in.
Don’t listen to this ****ing moron.
Spruuuuuce!
BuffBronco
Well-Known Member
CU fans would gladly swap our suffering for your Iowa State suffering of going to 3 bowl games in the past 3 seasons
Go Clones!
Go Clones!
**** clete blakeman.
I'll help you skip to the end where you find yourself drinking vodka straight out of the bottle, questioning all your life choices, and wondering why you continue to let yourself be kicked in the nuts at least 7 times a year.
In the Big 12, CU was that school that stood out for being different from the other schools. In the PAC-12, CU is just another school in that conference...until we start beating those schools more often. I’ll be the first to warn you that the passion for athletics isn’t quite there in the PAC-12 compared to the Big 12 when it comes to the conference Presidents & Chancellors.
What has not changed is our hatred for the Nubs. Last year’s win over those Cornholers was so awesome because it was a longer drive home for those fans who showed up in red. No need to feel dirty rooting for the Hawkeyes to beat the Cornholers when CU has done it two years in a row.
Utah’s fans are too nice to us so that’s not a rivalry but we have some dislike of those AZ schools. Just chant FBI when the Wildcats come to Boulder for a men’s basketball game and if you think ASU is dirty, you will fit right in.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
As long as you get on board with all the schadenfreude that will be happening here when the Big 10 starts next month between Nebraska and Mel Tucker you'll fit right in
You forgot Slick Rick Neil.
What about dr. Tom? I still have special hate for him.
Yeah, forgot about that old **** bag. I'd add slobbering Lou Holtz too.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
I don't hate Slick Ricky. That was 21 years ago and Midnight took that to another level by leaving after one year (after he sent out those BS tweets talking about how committed he was to CU).
I do, we had a hell of a class coming in, **** that guy. **** Midnight Mel too.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
Fair. He's just been more of a caricature to me for years-especially since the "THE FOOTBALL MONOPOLY IN LOS ANGELES IS OFFICIALLY OVER" ad he put out right after he went to fucla
I don't blame coaches for taking more money at all. The honesty and integrity part is what I have a problem with. Don't tell young men you're gonna be there and then bounce on them at the last minute. Be up front, I don't think that's too much to ask.
I believe he and any new AllBuffer is required to get everyone here a Beer of there choice, And a sandwich of their choice. Someone correct me if I'm wrong?
And yes, hating the nUbs is required.
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Yes. Please sing along to this hymn;
Hyyyyymmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
Hyyyyymmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......
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F*CK Hiiiiimmmmmm!!!!