bUt ThEY hAve aTHleTEs tHeY wOUldN’T hAvE hERe!!!
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CU officially hires Mel Tucker as new Head Football Coach
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bUt ThEY hAve aTHleTEs tHeY wOUldN’T hAvE hERe!!!
You should call Rick George.
Ralfie
Well-Known Member
I'll take "coming up short" if if what you're coming up just short of is national championships and beating the #1 team in the nation as a top 5 team.
Mr. Babar
I have no elephant books
No experience in the west. Deal breaker. He probably doesn’t even know how to send a telegraph or defend a wagon train. He’ll never make it out here in the west.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
So when we play Alabama next we’ll only lose 35-28??
**** YEAH!!!! Sign me up for that ****.
s/ Georgia defense choked to a backup QB
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
Illogical thinking.
Some people don't like hard nosed defenses that creates timely turnovers?
Don’t be silly. It’s much cooler and nicer to be fighting for bowl eligibility than being in a situation where you can just blatantly choke at an elite level. I also think that the Mountain West would be an amazing fit for CU. Or I may not be serious at all. Your call.
We should have limited our search to DCs who have never given up 35 points before. Oh, wait. There aren't any. Doh!
Ralfie
Well-Known Member
RalphieSpeaks
Club Member
Once you get out west you have your choice between dysentery or typhoid. But you are getting one of them.
The last time we played them we lost by six and allowed only 30. Where’s the progress? What’s your ambition if you’d be happy with a seven point loss?
My biggest concern about Tucker? The only other Mel I can recall is this guy. Does Tucker have a nickname we can use?
The best selling girl band of all time has not only one, but two Mels! We’ll be fine.
jizzrag85
Well-Known Member
Here @ahoelsken ill write the letter for you.
“Dear Rick George,
I heard the rumors that you were interested in hiring Georgia’s defensive coordinator, Mel Tucker. I have to tell you, I have some serious concerns regarding him. First, he let Jalen Hurts a BACKUP QB absolutely shred his defense in the SEC championship game after the likely Heisman winner got injured. I mean, I know that Alabama has an amazing team and offense and averages 49 points a game. I also know that Jalen Hurts has won a national championship and SEC OPOTY trophy. I also realize that they have pretty much one of the greatest college coaches we’ve all ever seen, but that’s irrelevant. LOSING to Nick Saban 35-28? Seriously? What kind of choke artist are you trying to bring to Boulder? If his defenses can’t beat the #1 team in the nation how can we ever expect to be anything but mediocre?
Signed,
Asshole skin.
“Dear Rick George,
I heard the rumors that you were interested in hiring Georgia’s defensive coordinator, Mel Tucker. I have to tell you, I have some serious concerns regarding him. First, he let Jalen Hurts a BACKUP QB absolutely shred his defense in the SEC championship game after the likely Heisman winner got injured. I mean, I know that Alabama has an amazing team and offense and averages 49 points a game. I also know that Jalen Hurts has won a national championship and SEC OPOTY trophy. I also realize that they have pretty much one of the greatest college coaches we’ve all ever seen, but that’s irrelevant. LOSING to Nick Saban 35-28? Seriously? What kind of choke artist are you trying to bring to Boulder? If his defenses can’t beat the #1 team in the nation how can we ever expect to be anything but mediocre?
Signed,
Asshole skin.
**** alabama.
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
#groupthink
ummm..he was a HC for Jacksonville in the NFL...went 2-3
Sykobuff
Well-Known Member
Yep.
Need some continuity to the traditions of the program. Keep a Buff on staff for 1 of the 10.
Need some continuity for knowledge of the locker room and stability issues, including recruiting class. Keep a popular coach & recruiter.
You accomplish that by having 8 or 9 new assistants. We needed a change for a reason.
It was an all-around team loss (including a WTF fake punt on special teams). It happens.
Here’s his reply
“Dear A,
thank you for your concern and your interest in our program. We take that very seriously and your letter caused me to do some further research. During said research it has come to my attention that said candidate was also directly responsible for blowing a thirteen point lead against said coach earlier this year. That is quite obviously unacceptable for a program with our ambition and we’re therefore happy to inform you that your letter and your letter only caused us to drop his name from consideration. Our next target is a brilliant offensive mind currently employed by the San Francisco 49ers who already has ties to the university. A former boss of his with a great legacy at CU is full of praise for him, too!
Thank you for reaching out,
RG”
I cannot stop laughing about how @Buffsrock85 signed his letter. Well done.