ssshhh. I'm trying to draw out Rugged. In the meantime, I'm gonna destroy one of your newbies.
Oh, Yoo Hoo...BuffTE41..are you ready? Prepare your anus.
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ssshhh. I'm trying to draw out Rugged. In the meantime, I'm gonna destroy one of your newbies.
Oh, Yoo Hoo...BuffTE41..are you ready? Prepare your anus.
BehindEnemyLines
beware the habu
I didn't know Ursula swung that way.
shots fired!
That is what happens when you attend a safety school. Keep that in mind when you're making your choice.
Does that mean there is some kind of spray or powder or something that will keep you away?
Yup, you've gone full retard.
My heart says CU but the brain (and parents pocketbook) say UF
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Given what your brain has produced so far, I'm pretty sure it was just the pocketbook that you listened to.
The heart is right. The parents pocketbook probably gets the last vote.
But what the **** is wrong with your brain???
CVilleBuff
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As someone who strongly considered both, you're wrong. But I feel you on the pocketbook part.
I think we're playing Jeopardy.
I'll go with, "Among major US universities, what is the greatest difference in Jorts-Per-Capita?".
What is.. It's bikini season all year?
It's called the swamp for a reason. Enjoy the mosquitoes and the pit sweat
Go hit a bowl man. We both know that UF is a far superior academic institution, has a top 3 athletic department, and gets the cream of the crop of hot rich bitches in the south.
1. No. 2. Good basketball program, but Ohio state has your football program. 3. It's college. Plus, you won't touch any of them.
CVilleBuff
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Georgia and Virginia have Florida beaten in that category if "rich" is a key aspect, not to mention some private schools.
CVilleBuff
Well-Known Member
UF is something outrageous like 96% in-state.
Georgia is in a much better college town too.
CVilleBuff
Well-Known Member
Yup Athens is great
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I’m going to avoid attacking CU and AZ for a moment and concentrate on you. In fact, usually one can tell my intoxication levels by my referring to myself as “The Bear”. Third person references usually signal the onset of intoxication and rambling, incoherent posts. Tonight was a rare exception so you chose poorly.
I hate AZ but you also took my dislike of CU to heart. Truth be told, I’m looking to get my masters from CU soon but then, you didn’t know that because you are a neophyte. That said, newbies should shut the hell up but that’s out of my control. What is in my control is my recounting your daily routine for board approval.
How’s this science fan?
You start your day wanking when your roommate leaves Farrand Hall at 7 a.m. You were somewhat smart in that your classes/labs don’t start until later. You attend class feeling smug knowing that you are a science major at CU. Truth be told, you are smart but socially awkward. Mercifully (for everyone in your lecture looking at you) your two classes in the morning end.
You grab your skateboard and head out for lunch but then you eat sh*t on the straight away near all the construction going on. (Hint: it’s near Sackygate which you have never attended) O.K., it’s on your way back to Farrand. Why would you know where Sackygate is anyway? It’s cool. None of the hot chicks nearby are watching your wipe out-not that it would matter.
Lunch rolls around. You go to C4C and hit up the Persian station, the Italian station and grab some sh*tty sushi. You’re in heaven and mom and dad paid for your dinning card so you’ll be back tomorrow too. Problem is, after getting your soda, all the tables are full and you need to head to the very back and sit in a corner unit designed for 8 but you sit in it alone. You see a bunch of hot chicks at other tables who are not in your classes and you realize again that you will never hit quality. You eat your sh*tty sushi and pizza in silence while checking your I-phone but no messages arrive. You get another soda and pizza slice and go back to your seat all the while looking at your lifeless cell phone. You wonder if you should have gone to Sewall instead.
After lunch, you realize you have some time off. Not being able to catalogue all the spank images you should have processed at C4C, you realize you need “better” material to visualize. You skate back to the bookstore. This time, you don’t eat sh*t and you head downstairs and go to the magazine rack near the clearance section in the back. You pick up a Maxim. It’s last month’s issue but you don’t care because you’re weak. You try “reading” it at the plaza outside for awhile but all the skaters mess with your “concentration” so you head back inside and chill near Alferd Packer.
Unfortunately, all the regular students with cool majors are there studying and socializing and you feel awkward again. You head back to your Farrand spank room. You fall asleep. Later, someone on your floor invites everyone to the Sink. You have no ID. You get in with your social security card but you don’t know how to mingle. You feel awkward for the fourth time today. After an hour or so, you go home to spank to your Maxim again. Luckily, your roommate is gone again. He’s studying with his girlfriend that you wish you had. This time though, you fall asleep smug in your belief that CU rules the PAC 12 science disciplines. Rinse and Repeat for 4 years.
Look up "Cyclotron" champ. While you're at it, look up the "Free Speech Movement" which aided your ability to post stupid assed and uninformed posts on the internet. Lastly, don’t poke the bear unless you want more.
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