Official ****braska Hate Thread

[Mb2658]

I love the supposed Fusker fans who can’t even spell the name of their previous coach correctly.

I also love all of the backtracking in Fuskerland. They are a lot less sure of the state of their cult with the Akron game cancelled. When even the trolls aren’t willing to make a projection, you know that Fuskerland is concerned. They will return to meltdown mode once Landman knocks Martinez out of the game.

 

[ahoelsken]

Last year NU had a DC trying to install a 3-4 defense with a roster of 4-3 recruits, it failed horribly. This DC seems to be playing to the strengths of who he has. Corners are young but the newest kids are going to be the starters, you are correct about the QB, NU fans have not seen the freshman QB other than in spring. He came in early and has been battling for the starting spot. He's very mature with how he carries himself. Allegedly a special athlete. Frost passed on a legacy kid, the Burrow kid who I believe started for LSU last night to ensure Martinez would stay. I think there may have been a deal made, hope the kid is ready. RB has all kinds of depth. WR has a depth chart but according to the position coach that is a formality, all WRs will play and they have a bunch. The Lines have the most holdovers from Reily and the most unanswered questions on toughness, we will see, word of tons of improvement in off season with a new strength staff that is highly thought of. Just don't know how fast they can change the culture but it will change. CU is catching them at the right time for sure. I see NU opens as a 4 pt favorite somehow. CU looked awfully good. I have no idea how they set a line on this game. Looks like rain could play a factor again. See You there.m

They probably opened it at four thinking that would be reasonable, and there's likely been a ton coming in on NU from Nebraska fans after y'all got blue-balled by mother nature last weekend. Last I saw its at 5. I don't think there's anybody on this board who doesn't think Scott Frost isn't the right guy for NU. You're gonna take your lumps this year, though. Having us be your opener is a very bad break for you IMO-we're gonna come in feeling really, really good about ourselves........even with as bad as CSU is.

 

[Deleted member 807]

And kind of on that very subject ... a surprsingly good article from Channel4, with some great quotes from Bobby Pesavento, Mike Pritchard, and Jeff Campbell.

Soup!
Such good memories in that TV piece.

 

[BuffSurveyor]

Yes ... God bless your late mom, sounds like she was a classy lady. Too bad she didn't educate you on the difference between plural nouns and possessives (see the bolded).

Meh!
Don't be such a toplofty bastard.

 

[L Buff]

Meh!
Don't be such a toplofty bastard.

LOL ... "toplofty"? Is than an actual word in English ... or just a quaint Husker-esque colloquialism?

You might need to look up the bolded word on your handy-dandy Bob Devaney Memorial Smartphone. But be careful ... you might actually learn something. And from what I hear, that kind of thing doesn't play well in Cornbraska.

 

[Burrito]

I own three bodum French presses. One green, one white, one red (it was a gift.)

This week, the red one can go **** itself.

 

[skibum]

I used to not own anything red.

Now I buy red boxers for running so they can feel my ball sweat.

It’s glorious

I figured you bought them because you're old enough to not be able to trust farts anymore.

 

[PAC MAN]

Davion Taylor is hungry to eat that Martinez this Saturday...five more days to go!

 

[jizzrag85]

I used to not own anything red.

Now I buy red boxers for running so they can feel my ball sweat.

It’s glorious

Oh yeah, well I wipe my ass with corn husks. Wife hates using it, not sure why.

 

[Not Sure]

No refunds will be issued for game tickets
http://www.espn.com/college-footbal...ical-challenges-forced-akron-pull-plug-sunday

Keeping it classy in Lincoln.

 

[PAC MAN]

Four more days! Dante Wigley is another hungry CU defender who would love to make an impact this Saturday.

 

[TDforTD]

Gees, Tim, do you think we could tap the brakes ever so slightly?

 

[PAC MAN]

Guess they upgraded the kool-aid recently.

 

[Mb2658]

Gees, Tim, do you think we could tap the brakes ever so slightly?

Marlon got all of the brains of the family.

 

[ahoelsken]

Meh!
Don't be such a toplofty bastard.

Hey buddy! 4 more days until we come spoil your party. You ready?

 

[Goatee McGoatface]

Hey buddy! 4 more days until we come spoil your party. You ready?

Bring your weed. You are going to need it.

 

[Goatee McGoatface]

Those comments... they are freebasing koolaid.

Koolaid is consumed everywhere. The main difference is that in Colorado it's yellow and you need to make sure it isn't somebody's urine sample.

 

[Darth Snow]

Koolaid is consumed everywhere. The main difference is that in Colorado it's yellow and you need to make sure it isn't somebody's urine sample.

not really a concern. All urine in a bag in Colorado is already heading toward your momma.

 

[Goatee McGoatface]

we're gonna come in feeling really, really good about ourselves........even with as bad as CSU is.

Unfortunately, for Buffs fans, it isn't how you feel coming in that is what matters. It's how you feel as you see the final score.

 

[BuffUp]

 

[Darth Snow]

Unfortunately, for Buffs fans, it isn't how you feel coming in that is what matters. It's how you feel as you see the final score.

I remember how I felt at 62-36. Do you?

 

[ahoelsken]

Unfortunately, for Buffs fans, it isn't how you feel coming in that is what matters. It's how you feel as you see the final score.

See you Saturday.

 

[Goatee McGoatface]

I remember how I felt at 62-36. Do you?

Take solace in ancient history. That was then and this is now. I'm enjoying how clueless you all are about what is coming (on both sides of the ball) starting this year.

 

[Darth Snow]

Take solace in ancient history. That was then and this is now. I'm enjoying how clueless you all are about what is coming (on both sides of the ball) starting this year.

I will be there in person. Don't worry, I'm gracious in victory.

 

[Goatee McGoatface]

See you Saturday.

Colorado right now: https://media.giphy.com/media/erldqIniuBYo8/giphy.gif

 

[Goatee McGoatface]

I will be there in person. Don't worry, I'm gracious in victory.

If you are like most Buffalo fans I've known, that is because your blood alcohol level is beyond the legal limit before you even enter the stadium.

 

[Darth Snow]

If you are like most Buffalo fans I've known, that is because your blood alcohol level is beyond the legal limit before you even enter the stadium.

Why are fuskers so bad at trash talk? Are you going to make fun of me for not going to church next?

 

[BuffNut99]

"Take solace in ancient history" should be emblazoned on the outside of Memorial Stadium.

 

[ahoelsken]

I will be there in person. Don't worry, I'm gracious in victory.

Darth, this is Nebraska. There's no need to be gracious in victory this week.

 

[ahoelsken]

Colorado right now: https://media.giphy.com/media/erldqIniuBYo8/giphy.gif

hahahaha whatever bro