CU-Texas Preview up at BarkingCarnival

[SpacemanSpiff]

Pretty tough to argue with much of this. Best line in the article: "Dan Hawkins gave the keys of his offense to son Cody and like any good college kid, Cody has wrapped that motherforker around a lamp post."

Breaking Down the CU-TU game

 

[Buffarino]

I gotta start reading that more often. That's funny stuff right there.

Josh Smith will probably run back a kick for a TD and drop a ball on their 5 yard line. So the net/net exchange is zero.

Altitude. Well, apparently it is determined by your attitude. I learned that in a team-building exercise. So if you arrive in Boulder with an attitude of oxygenation, you won’t be impacted. This is how Tenzing Norgay conquered Everest: with an attitude of oxygenated thoughts.

 

[SkiTownUSA]

I gotta admit that d-bag was very witty.

 

[leftybuff]

I gotta admit that d-bag was very witty.

:yeahthat:

 

[TheRoyale90]

I hate to say it but he's pretty spot on about CU's strengths and weaknesses. Hopefully he'll be hoisted on his own pitard this saturday. I doubt it though.

 

[NYbuffDIEHARD]

Pretty tough to argue with much of this. Best line in the article: "Dan Hawkins gave the keys of his offense to son Cody and like any good college kid, Cody has wrapped that motherforker around a lamp post."

Breaking Down the CU-TU game

Hackeysack and Phish! hahaha

 

[Lt.Col.FrankSlade]

Colorado is going to pound the ball between the tackles, half-roll Hawkins for quick throws to TE Riar Greer, screen with their backs, and max protect to take shots down the field with Josh Smith.

I wish to God that was true. This would be a pretty decent offense if this was the game plan Colorado utilized.

 

[CUBUFF80]

"He’s small and squirty. Like Cytherea."

:lol:

 

[leftybuff]

"He’s small and squirty. Like Cytherea."

:lol:

I saw that, what or who is a Cytherea?


EDIT: never mind, I'm sorry I asked....

SECOND EDIT: rather than wait for an answer I put Cytherea in wiki, I then hit random article, and no kidding, this is what came up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Shetland

 

[Lord Helmet]

I saw that, what or who is a Cytherea?


EDIT: never mind, I'm sorry I asked....

LOL. I just got it as well.