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Who's the fattest coach in college football?

Who's the fattest coach in college football?


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sackman

Hates the Counting Crows.
Club Member
Every year, we have this poll. Jabba Mangino is the reigning king of jelly bellies. However, once again, both Ralph Friegen and Charlie Weiss are nipping at his heels. I think my vote this year is going to Friedgen.

You decide!

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Friedgen. Man, look at that gut! It's no small wonder that there aren't tiny planets in orbit around this man.

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Jabba Mangino. Black IS very slimming. Nice work with the wardrobe there, coach.


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Charlie Weiss. Hike up those pants a little higher, Chuck.

Feel free to add any other coaches you think would be appropriate. Ron Prince is trying like mad to make the list, but he's just out once again.
 
I saw Mangino w/o reading all the choices. My vote would have been "other"

Here's my visual evidence:
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Gotta go with Mangino on this one. How in gods name can you preach discipline and work ethic when you look like that?! :wow:
 
Mangino takes this race by a bag of Ho-Ho's.....washed down by a gallon of Yoohoo....
 
I voted for the number 8, err Weiss. He isnt the fattest but he coaches for ND, so I factored that in too. :thumbsup:
 
Does anybody know how much these guys actually weigh and how tall they are? Mangino seems kind of short to me, and maybe that's why he looks so bad.
 
How is every surgeon in Kansas not knocking down this guys door asking to do a gastric bypass?
 
Mangino, but he's a damn good football coach. Take Frank Cannon and add 150 pounds.
 

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Yeah i was mangino I'd have surgery, just not from Charlie Weis' guy.
 
Not sure if this is the right forum for me to put these Mangino pictures but I thought it'd be a good start... please let me know and I'll remove 'em no problem. I'm sure some of these have been posted before... either way I got a kick out of 'em:

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Mangino is the fatest, Friegan has the bigger looking gut and Weiss has the bigger titties.
 
Holy hell!!! He really laid into that guy...............:lol:

I always love seeing that clip. When Mangino starts getting on the kid for being a hot dog, I always think to myself "NO COACH, I'M NOT A HOT DOG!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I'M NOT A HOT DOG!!!" :lol:
 
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