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my bourbon addled brief dream...

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last night, as i watched ou getting beat, i briefly dreamed the following:

ou, pissed at stoops' recent bowl record, fires him. they go out and throw millions at mike shanahan to coach them. thus, shanahan is out of the nfl and not a potential threat to the broncs.

meanwhile, a handful of CU boosters get together and lure stoops to boulder with a gigantic contract offer. it generates so much buzz that the folks that hate football are cowed into submission. stoops immediately brings in a top 10 class and CU gets to a bcs bowl in 09.

well, i can dream, can't i?
 
Only if Venebles comes with him, and he promises not to wear a visor, like Gary Pinkle.
 
Stoops looked Stupid last night, what was that crap where Bradford get's up behind the line, barks out some stuff, and then pull's out like a good Catholic...And then he looks for stupid;; I mean Stoops for a new play? The Land thieves gave away the MNC.. I hope the Scooner's that played last night play the Buffs the very same way..Buffs win,Buffs win!
 
Stoops would not have the succuss here that he did at OU. I would rather have Hawkins, he is a better fit here. Plus, Stoops is an arrogant A-Hole, he reminds me of Gary Barnett.
 
Stoops looked Stupid last night, what was that crap where Bradford get's up behind the line, barks out some stuff, and then pull's out like a good Catholic...And then he looks for stupid;; I mean Stoops for a new play? The Land thieves gave away the MNC.. I hope the Scooner's that played last night play the Buffs the very same way..Buffs win,Buffs win!

Yep, Stoops go outcoached AGAIN in a big game.
 
last night, as i watched ou getting beat, i briefly dreamed the following:

ou, pissed at stoops' recent bowl record, fires him. they go out and throw millions at mike shanahan to coach them. thus, shanahan is out of the nfl and not a potential threat to the broncs.

meanwhile, a handful of CU boosters get together and lure stoops to boulder with a gigantic contract offer. it generates so much buzz that the folks that hate football are cowed into submission. stoops immediately brings in a top 10 class and CU gets to a bcs bowl in 09.

well, i can dream, can't i?

You were drinking something a bit stronger than bourbon.

Only if Venebles comes with him, and he promises not to wear a visor, like Gary Pinkle.

He can wear pink ƒucking pajamas for all I care.

Bourbon? You meant acid, didn't you?

Ahh, the resident expert speaks. :smile2:
 
I think its pretty funny that people write off Stoops as a bad coach because of his failures in bowl games. He has gone to the NC 4 times in 9 years - that is absolutely ridiculous - one of which he won.
 
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