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Breaking!! Cody Hawkins Giving up Football!

Darth Snow

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Word is his dad told him that he wouldn't start or even PLAY this year barring disaster because multiple QB recruits had refused to talk to Big Hawk cause "only his son would play"...

After hearing this, Cody quit the team.

Gotta say, I will miss him and always have been a fan. Hope he gets a coaching job somewhere....
 
To be a good April Fools joke, it has to be somewhat believable. This doesn't come close.
 
Exactly. That was the most unlikely news I've heard in awhile.

I think last year somebody tried to say that George Hypolite had been arrested on drug charges. Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

A better (or worse, depending on your perspective) joke would have been something like "Simas tears knee, out for season".

That would have been quasi-believable, and would have sent the majority of us into utter panic.
 
This is it for April fools???

I thought Matt might end up switching around every bodies posting numbers or something like that
 
A better (or worse, depending on your perspective) joke would have been something like "Simas tears knee, out for season".

That would have been quasi-believable, and would have sent the majority of us into utter panic.

and been terrible karma.
 
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Word is his dad told him that he wouldn't start or even PLAY this year barring disaster because multiple QB recruits had refused to talk to Big Hawk cause "only his son would play"...

After hearing this, Cody quit the team.

Gotta say, I will miss him and always have been a fan. Hope he gets a coaching job somewhere....
His dad also guaranteed 10 wins, or he said he would resign as head coach.
 
Actually, Cody didn't quit, that story was fabricated to cover up the real story. Here it is told to me by Cody and Dan together:

Cody was minding his own business last night at his house in Boulder when Dan decided to drop off some sugar cookies his mother made for her "Sugar Cookie". (How cute!!) Dan walked in the house and called out Cody's name, but wasn't getting a response. He went to Cody's bedroom, which was locked, but Dan is no quitter so he picked that ****. He opens the door to see his own son blowing mad coke lines off of three hookers' asses. He was also holding an AK-47 which he converted into a bong. Cody really appreciated the sugar cookies.
 
People - after last season, make that this decade, there is no humor (April Fools or not) in joking about player attrition of any kind, for any reason. Buff Nation just can't take any more at this point.

A funnier April Fool's joke might have been:

"Bo Pelini Drunk-Dials Tom Osborne, Professes Love After Big Night Out in Lincoln"
 

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of course it's april fools. However, as bad as it was, i didn't think it was worth a neg rep Buffnut...

However, it did give us something to talk about today eh?
 
of course it's april fools. However, as bad as it was, i didn't think it was worth a neg rep Buffnut...

However, it did give us something to talk about today eh?

Hawk predicts 10 wins for 2009 would have been a good one.....:smile2:
 
It's odd to me that as much as people smack down Cody around here you'd think a story like this would be applauded by some.
 
It's odd to me that as much as people smack down Cody around here you'd think a story like this would be applauded by some.
one of the reasons I thought it would gain a little traction. However, I got interrupted while typing it and just sent it as is. Was fun tho:smile2:
 
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