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On an other thread, there have been reports of fusker fans participating on the message boards of different B12 schools. Reports are coming in from SEC and Pac-10 conferences of a similar red infestation.
The centers for disease control are closely monitoring the spread of this disease.
Allbuffs has been hit with several relatively benign strains of the H1NU virus, eminating from policemen (Big Red Cop/BRI) and former military fuskers.
Symptoms include a desire to get along with the host during the spring and summer seasons. The primary concern is that H1NU will mutate into a more smug and self-righteous strain starting in August and intensifying through Thanksgiving.
The threat of a potentially leathal infection remains remote due to strong defenses that have been built up among BCS programs. H1NU is currently inconvenient and annoying, but poses no serious threat to B12, B12N and bowl ambitions. Ranked schools appear immune to "cornholio flu."
Please stay away from large concrete stadiums that are surrounded by grain silos and wash your hands and eyeballs after coming into contact with any red seepage originating from the aNUs area.
This concludes this public service announcement.
The centers for disease control are closely monitoring the spread of this disease.
Allbuffs has been hit with several relatively benign strains of the H1NU virus, eminating from policemen (Big Red Cop/BRI) and former military fuskers.
Symptoms include a desire to get along with the host during the spring and summer seasons. The primary concern is that H1NU will mutate into a more smug and self-righteous strain starting in August and intensifying through Thanksgiving.
The threat of a potentially leathal infection remains remote due to strong defenses that have been built up among BCS programs. H1NU is currently inconvenient and annoying, but poses no serious threat to B12, B12N and bowl ambitions. Ranked schools appear immune to "cornholio flu."
Please stay away from large concrete stadiums that are surrounded by grain silos and wash your hands and eyeballs after coming into contact with any red seepage originating from the aNUs area.
This concludes this public service announcement.
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