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Buff Fans need to pick it up!

huskermike

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I've noticed a disturbing trend over the last few weeks in Huskerland (beyond the stench of manure <-- preemptive inclusion).

Nebraska fans seem to hate Missouri right now far, FAR, more than they hate Colorado. Huskerpedia even has a Mizzou hate thread on the front page. This seems entirely wrong to me.

Please, please, PLEASE! For the sake of our hate based rivalry kick it up a notch Buff fans. Dust off those urine bombs. Slash some tires. Knock over some old ladies and insult their grandchildren. Maybe have your student section get kicked out of a game. :smile2:

Thanks.

-Huskermike
 
Sweet...I was gonna do some of that $hit anyway. Now I've got permission

oh, hey HuskerMike: go Fu*k yourself and your cornhole-ing football team
 
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I've noticed a disturbing trend over the last few weeks in Huskerland (beyond the stench of manure <-- preemptive inclusion).

Nebraska fans seem to hate Missouri right now far, FAR, more than they hate Colorado. Huskerpedia even has a Mizzou hate thread on the front page. This seems entirely wrong to me.

Please, please, PLEASE! For the sake of our hate based rivalry kick it up a notch Buff fans. Dust off those urine bombs. Slash some tires. Knock over some old ladies and insult their grandchildren. Maybe have your student section get kicked out of a game. :smile2:

Thanks.

-Huskermike
**** you. Besides, Kansas is gonna hang 70 on you again, so perhaps this little Mizzou fetish of yours is more about hiding from what you are really scared of anyways. Hell both of them will kick your red asses. **** that, even we will kick the **** out of you. If last years team almost beat you in Lincoln, get ready for a ****ing ass whupping in Boulder. **** sloppy red.
 
**** you!!!! :smile2:

I will hate the Corn in any way I feel and don't need suggestions from you.
 
I've noticed a disturbing trend over the last few weeks in Huskerland (beyond the stench of manure <-- preemptive inclusion).

Nebraska fans seem to hate Missouri right now far, FAR, more than they hate Colorado. Huskerpedia even has a Mizzou hate thread on the front page. This seems entirely wrong to me.

Please, please, PLEASE! For the sake of our hate based rivalry kick it up a notch Buff fans. Dust off those urine bombs. Slash some tires. Knock over some old ladies and insult their grandchildren. Maybe have your student section get kicked out of a game. :smile2:

Thanks.

-Huskermike

**** you huskermike. Forget the urine bombs...I'll eliminate the middleman and pee on you personally. You'll like it so much you'll pay me. Tell your little buddies over there on huskerpedia that I'll hit them with a little R. Kelly action too.

You inbred ****s have nothing but windswept prairie and you've got football. When your boys leave Boulder this year, it's just gonna be windswept prairie and nothing more.

Also, if you let me know what shade of red primer you've slathered all over your 1989 GMC Jimmy, and maybe a license plate number, I'll accommodate you on that slashed tire request.

Now you run along to Runza Hut and help yourself to a good ol fashioned husker feast. You've earned.
 
If your hippie ****ing football team wasn't so busy fattening up on all organic locally grown soy lattes they might be able to beat a football team with a pulse.

Unfortunately your fanbase is too busy staring off at the large rock piles to even notice the WHOOSH noise of your program imploding.

Makes me almost wish the game was in Lincoln this year so I could golf clap your **** team after the 'skers hang 80 on them. :finger:

-Huskermike
 
**** you huskermike. Forget the urine bombs...I'll eliminate the middleman and pee on you personally. You'll like it so much you'll pay me. Tell your little buddies over there on huskerpedia that I'll hit them with a little R. Kelly action too.

You inbred ****s have nothing but windswept prairie and you've got football. When your boys leave Boulder this year, it's just gonna be windswept prairie and nothing more.

Also, if you let me know what shade of red primer you've slathered all over your 1989 GMC Jimmy, and maybe a license plate number, I'll accommodate you on that slashed tire request.

Now you run along to Runza Hut and help yourself to a good ol fashioned husker feast. You've earned.

:congrats:

I lost it with the red primered 89 Jimmy. Well done sir. Now **** off.
 
Phuck you! You cornholing worthless excuse for a sportsfan.

The life of a cornholer:
1. You're shat out in some putrid turdhole next to a doublewide,
2. then on to corn school till your 8 yrs old.
3. with your education complete you go on to root for the Nubs and work at the farm for the rest of you life.
4. you're dead and buried, you're body allowed to become mulch for the next crop, your souls go to join the great Corn god- Bugeater the almighty.
 

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Phuck you! You cornholing worthless excuse for a sportsfan.

The life of a cornholer:
1. You're shat out in some putird turdhole next to a doublewide,
2. then on to corn school till you're 8 yrs old.
3. with your education complete you go on to root for the Nubs and work at the farm for the rest of you life.
4. you're dead and buried, you're body allowed to become mulch for the next crop, you're souls go to join the great Corn god- Bugeater the almighty.

Education smack from someone who has yet to grasp the difference between your and you're. Great.

Stick to debating the merits of various brands of flavor shots down at the local grindhouse you patagonia wearing, single speed riding douche.

Leave the football talk to the men, alright?
 
in terms of hate, i find my mizzery hate to be more of the recent, white-hot, variety.

my fusker hate is long term and i carry it around like a scar or something. it is always there, just under the surface and when it flares up, it is unlike other hate.

but, right now, mizzery is high on my list of programs i'd like to see completely ****ing crater in a spectacular way.

i wish our Buffs were more competitive.

i think the fact that i really and truly have never had a positive experience with any of the white-sheet wearing mizzery (kl)fans may have something to do with it. there are are a couple of fusker fans out there i'd buy a beer, even tho i hope CU kicks the **** out of them on the field every ****ing time we play.
 
clearly this guy is just one of the mods trying to stir things up.

no fusker on god's green earth has this kind of smack talent. and it is average at best...
 
Hey, Mike has a point. Take your pissbombs to the next game! That's the ticket! PISSBOMBS!
 
Hawk has neutered my hate for Nebraska or any of our rivals because we are so bad..


But I'll say this, he did a great job blowing last year's game against the Corn by running Sumler up the center's butt about 10 times in the 4th quarter with the lead.... Thanks Talkins.. :sad2:


But again, its just the "little things" he says.. :rolleyes:
 
Yeah . . . sorry. No game for us this weekend and nothing else to do in Nebraska. :smile2:

If you've got nothing to do, might I recommend stopping by the North Platte Walmart? It's fascinating.

I was there this last weekend (visiting in-laws on our whirlwind trip to the US...wasn't happy about that stop, I assure you). I spend some time viewing thepeopleofwalmart.com and frankly, I saw far more alarming stuff in North Platte than I ever did on that site.
 
Education smack from someone who has yet to grasp the difference between your and you're. Great.

Stick to debating the merits of various brands of flavor shots down at the local grindhouse you patagonia wearing, single speed riding douche.

Leave the football talk to the men, alright?

Actually, he got the difference between "your" and "you're" nailed. as in, when you're looking up at the sky in slack-jawed amazement there is a good chance that a satellite controlled by CU undergraduates is passing over your head, whereas your university last received a NASA grant when an order for Tang got misplaced in 1974. Re-read Buffwings' post again, even if your lips (chapped from kissing the a$$ of the Tom Osborne blow-up doll in your living room) keep moving. We won't tell. We'll laugh, but we won't tell. We have class. At least enough class not to threaten the life of our coach.

And as for football being discussed by real men, does that include Nebraska alums who attend New Kids concerts like Eric Crouch? At least our Heisman winner just smoked weed. Seriously, the New Kids? But hey, just keep hangin' tough. I'm sure you'll beat a ranked team again in the next few years. Maybe. Eventually. Actually, don't hold me to that.
 
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Actually, he got the difference between "your" and "you're" nailed. as in, when you're looking up at the sky in slack-jawed amazement there is a good chance that a satellite controlled by CU undergraduates is passing over your head, whereas your university last received a NASA grant when an order for Tang got misplaced in 1974. Re-read Buffwings' post again, even if your lips (chapped from kissing the a$$ of the Tom Osborne blow-up doll in your living room) keep moving. We won't tell. We'll laugh, but we won't tell. We have class. At least enough class not to threaten the life of our coach.

And as for football being discussed by real men, does that include Nebraska alums who attend New Kids concerts like Eric Crouch? At least our Heisman winner just smoked weed. Seriously, the New Kids? But hey, just keep hangin' tough. I'm sure you'll beat a ranked team again in the next few years. Maybe. Eventually. Actually, don't hold me to that.

Yeah, keep trying there Buffie. You'll grasp it eventually.

"you're dead and buried, you're (should be "your") body allowed to become mulch for the next crop, you're (should be "your") souls go to join the great Corn god- Bugeater the almighty."

Keep putting that glorious CU education to work. Got to pay $40 for 4 games that you're going to get kicked out of anyways.

Also . . . I'd imagine it hurts that that New Kids attending Dane Cook wannabe has won the same number of Heisman trophies as your illustrious university.

Just remember . . . the N on the side of the helmet stands for National Champions. Which I guess means that it should be NNNNN. I suppose they just ran out of room.

Also . . . Montana State.
 
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Yeah, keep trying there Buffie. You'll grasp it eventually.

"you're dead and buried, you're (should be "your") body allowed to become mulch for the next crop, you're (should be "your") souls go to join the great Corn god- Bugeater the almighty."

Keep putting that glorious CU education to work. Got to pay $40 for 4 games that you're going to get kicked out of anyways.

Also . . . I'd imagine it hurts that that New Kids attending Dane Cook wannabe has won the same number of Heisman trophies as your illustrious university.

Just remember . . . the N on the side of the helmet stands for National Champions. Which I guess means that it should be NNNNN. I suppose they just ran out of room.

Also . . . Montana State.

My apologies, I stopped reading his post to read about CU's latest efforts in space:http://www.colorado.edu/news/r/d8b462aa4456fc10e063fc9f9aa5c5a5.html

But, no, Eric Crouch winning a Heisman doesn't hurt nearly as much as his a$$ must hurt from his last visit to Fire Island.

And yes, Montana State was embarrassing. But beating Oklahoma in 2007 sort of made up for it. When was the last time you guys beat a top five opponent? Top Ten? Top Twenty? Never mind, I'm sure winning the Sun Belt Conference will be very satisfying. Pity you're in the Big 12. (and that's you're, as in , you are.)
 
Gee, now I know why Nebraska Fans consider Missouri game a rival game and the game with the Buffs......well.... just another game.

Must be Buff fans are getting soft! :confused:

The Buffs better win this week, their fans need to get the fire back. If Buff fans don't get to relish in a quality win, all hell is going to break out around here.
 
????????????:rolleyes:

Why so inquisitive? Callahans' staff was subjected to death threats a few years ago. I'm sure you heard. It was about the time the oh-so-discerning husker faithful were lamenting their decision to run a 9-2 coach out of town.
 
Yeah. Jesus christ that was embarassing. :sad1:

More or less embarrassing than Mo Purify's off-the-field antics? Let me rephrase that, since really, Mo was only responsible for himself.

More or less embarrassing than the staff's decision to let Purify get away with a slap on the wrist following his off-the-field antics?

Now, take the winner of that competition and compare it nebraska's near-distinction as one of only two BCS conference teams (of course you already know that Duke is the other team) who haven't beaten a top-20 team since 2001?

Now we've got a regular husker-embarrassment tournament happenin' here!
 
More or less embarrassing than Mo Purify's off-the-field antics? Let me rephrase that, since really, Mo was only responsible for himself.

More or less embarrassing than the staff's decision to let Purify get away with a slap on the wrist following his off-the-field antics?

Now, take the winner of that competition and compare it nebraska's near-distinction as one of only two BCS conference teams (of course you already know that Duke is the other team) who haven't beaten a top-20 team since 2001?

Now we've got a regular husker-embarrassment tournament happenin' here!

Sorry Wally: Not good enough yet! I think Buff fans are still too soft. I have seen much better from Buff fans in the "glory days".
 
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