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If I were AD...

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the first thing I'd do is put all you dickwads on "ignore." But then, I'd give Jon Gruden a call and just, kind of, you know, say, "Hey Jon, you ever been to Colorado?" Hopefully, the conversation would evolve from there.

In my mind, Jon Gruden could be Pete Carrollesque as a college coach. Kids would line up to sign with him.

But, anyway, that is "IF" I was AD. And I'm not. And Jon Gruden wants to win Super Bowls.
 
If I were AD, I would not ignore the dickwads that keep showing up to games and make the department money.
 
If I was AD, I'd be pissed that DBT was being so negative about things and didn't support our current Head Coach. Maybe I'd invite him to my office for a chat and a snack (juicebox and orange slices, I think).
 
If DBT were AD, David Plati would be keeping stats on DBT's automotive history, BG Brooks would tell the world about DBT's colon and there would be a stripper pole in the basement of Dal Ward.
 
If DBT were AD, David Plati would be keeping stats on DBT's automotive history, BG Brooks would tell the world about DBT's colon and there would be a stripper pole in the basement of Dal Ward.

And the football team would wear pink.
 
If DBT were AD, David Plati would be keeping stats on DBT's automotive history, BG Brooks would tell the world about DBT's colon and there would be a stripper pole in the basement of Dal Ward.

And the CU Police would still be looking for a stolen hoodie. :smile2:
 
well I am ADD and not sure what this thread is all about but Go Buffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
 
the first thing I'd do is put all you dickwads on "ignore." But then, I'd give Jon Gruden a call and just, kind of, you know, say, "Hey Jon, you ever been to Colorado?" Hopefully, the conversation would evolve from there.

In my mind, Jon Gruden could be Pete Carrollesque as a college coach. Kids would line up to sign with him.

But, anyway, that is "IF" I was AD. And I'm not. And Jon Gruden wants to win Super Bowls.

If you were AD, you'd give hawk a 10 year contract extension, a year supply of juiceboxes and a unicorn for cody. :smile2:
 
I am liking Gruden calling the MNF games... He is surprisingly really good at it. I wasn't expecting anything from him really, but he is the best in a long time to take on that job.

As far as him coming to CU. Unless he has some Colorado connection that I don't know about, then I would say that one isn't going to happen, but as the AD, Bohn does need to be barking up every tree he can find. You never know which one drops the magic apple.
 
Yeah, I'd reinstate beer sales. Also, vodka, tequila, bourbon, scotch, etc. sales. Talk about your "home field advantage!" I'd even have a "Medicinal Marijuana" section in the stadium.

No, I'm just impressed with Gruden. I'd bet he'd make a helluva college coach. But I'm sure he has his sights on an NFL job. Plus, he'd get Saban types of dollars which, as we all know, CU does not have. Plus, Hawk is GOING TO TURN IT AROUND!
 
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....K, dammit! Must have been a Freadian slip?

FREUDIAN- Sigmund Freud

Crap DBT you are old enough, you probably went to school with him. I would think you could spell his name.:lol:

Maybe if you were AD you could get the $3 mil from Freud's estate so we could get rid of Haw(k).

Unless someone wealthy dies and leaves a truck load of cash to CU in the will, we are gonna be stuck with Juicebox in 2010.
 
FREUDIAN- Sigmund Freud

Crap DBT you are old enough, you probably went to school with him. I would think you could spell his name.:lol:

Maybe if you were AD you could get the $3 mil from Freud's estate so we could get rid of Haw(k).

Unless someone wealthy dies and leaves a truck load of cash to CU in the will, we are gonna be stuck with Juicebox in 2010.
Another typo. Sheesh. I know how to spell Freud, dammit.
 
if i was AD, i'd be even more pissed off after that game. seeing as how the coach had picked his son as starting qb when there was supposedly no favoritism going on. and then seeing how much better hansen actually was than coach's son. i would also be a little bit upset that our defense looked so terrible early on and then looked much better once the defensive coordinator said they were overcoaching them earlier and were now just letting them play.

so wait, the defense plays better when the defensive coordinator lets them do their own thing rather than when he coaches them up? that's just embarassing :wow:.

i think the win over kansas in which we were leading by 21, shows that we DO have the talent to win the big 12 north. it also shows that our coaching is god awful and is destroying the team. this is the same talent that got destroyed by csu and toledo?
 
if I were AD i call up Phil Knight and ask why these "gold" pants are salad bar Honey Mustard color. and, further, why our home unis are totally stupid looking.

is this the best the almighty Nike can do?
 
if I were AD i call up Phil Knight and ask why these "gold" pants are salad bar Honey Mustard color. and, further, why our home unis are totally stupid looking.

is this the best the almighty Nike can do?

:lol::lol:

Of your 2000 plus posts, how many do you think reference the color of the helmets?

Fight the good fight, brother!
 
:lol::lol:

Of your 2000 plus posts, how many do you think reference the color of the helmets?

Fight the good fight, brother!


i do think it's important since we are getting Nike's backwash. however, i'd guess it's less than 30 posts about the unis...and very few that are thread starters (though it ought to be more for real Buffs). this one doesn't mention the color of the helmets that's South Florida. pants are a joke. uniforms are a joke.

we are a legit program, we don't need some Nike backwash.
 
i do think it's important since we are getting Nike's backwash. however, i'd guess it's less than 30 posts about the unis...and very few that are thread starters (though it ought to be more for real Buffs). this one doesn't mention the color of the helmets that's South Florida. pants are a joke. uniforms are a joke.

we are a legit program, we don't need some Nike backwash.

I also prefer our previous gold color to the USF gold.

I think you've got at least 30 posts about the helmet color though. I'm not gonna go back and count 'em, but I'd take the over on that one.

I was serious when I told you to fight the good fight. I like the passion.
 
I also prefer our previous gold color to the USF gold.

I think you've got at least 30 posts about the helmet color though. I'm not gonna go back and count 'em, but I'd take the over on that one.

I was serious when I told you to fight the good fight. I like the passion.

This kind of reminds me of how I was after the Broncos changed their uniforms. I still hate the new uniforms. They look like something the NFL Europe threw away. I was told that I'd get used to them. My response was that you get used to the stench in Greeley, but that doesn't make it stink any less.
 
If DBT were AD, David Plati would be keeping stats on DBT's automotive history, BG Brooks would tell the world about DBT's colon and there would be a stripper pole in the basement of Dal Ward.
Did they take out the old stripper pole after the "problems" a couple of years ago?:smile2:
 
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