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Headline after Hawaii game

Q: A man-hating lesbian, The Easter Bunny, a friendly normal, well adjusted lesbian, and a Dan Hawkins with a winning record at a BCS school are standing on four street corners. They all start to cross the street simultaneously. Which one gets hit by a car first?

A: The man-hating lesbian. Why? 'CAUSE THE OTHER 3 ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR ****ING IMAGINATION.
 
Q: A man-hating lesbian, The Easter Bunny, a friendly normal, well adjusted lesbian, and a Dan Hawkins with a winning record at a BCS school are standing on four street corners. They all start to cross the street simultaneously. Which one gets hit by a car first?

A: The man-hating lesbian. Why? 'CAUSE THE OTHER 3 ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR ****ING IMAGINATION.

Now thats a headline.
 
Q: A man-hating lesbian, The Easter Bunny, a friendly normal, well adjusted lesbian, and a Dan Hawkins with a winning record at a BCS school are standing on four street corners. They all start to cross the street simultaneously. Which one gets hit by a car first?

A: The man-hating lesbian. Why? 'CAUSE THE OTHER 3 ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR ****ING IMAGINATION.

Which one is Ringo?
 
I am unhappy with the job Hawk has done over the past 4 years and have benn looking for someone to start a thread where we can vent about how much we want Hawk gone...finally someone has created such a thread - thank you.
 
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