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[dwyermj]

Get on that Noyer4Heisman train ... seats selling out fast

They had to pick the picture where it looks like he is trying to lick his nose

 

[wsp4820]

Noyer is swiftly collecting a horrific amount of bad nicknames.

Dude, last year people were trying to run with Montezuma's Revenge. This year is a refreshing change of pace if you ask me.

 

[Darth Snow]

Dude, last year people were trying to run with Montezuma's Revenge. This year is a refreshing change of pace if you ask me.

Only uncle luko ran with that. Nuff said

 

[wsp4820]

Only uncle luko ran with that. Nuff said

First, false. @Uncle Luko was team "El Passo" which later morphed into "El Passador." Second, my point stands.

 

[dio]

I'm sticking with Chef Noyerdee... which I saw tweeted by the Pac-12 Network

 

[Darth Snow]

First, false. @Uncle Luko was team "El Passo" which later morphed into "El Passador." Second, my point stands.

He was montezuma first.

 

[Rob DeVere]

Hard to explain Montez and Noyer given these statistics. Granted it’s fewer games for Slingin Sammy and a COVID year, but what was going on last year???

That's a rhetorical question, amiright? And the same with the year before?!?

 

[BuffLuke80]

Only uncle luko ran with that. Nuff said

First of all, **** you Shapiro. Second, it wasn't me, it was an imposter.

 

[Uncle Ken]

Get on that Noyer4Heisman train ... seats selling out fast

Sure, but none of those other conferences play defense.

 

[goalline]

Sure, but none of those other conferences play defense.

So, the buffs should switch conferences again?

 

[dwyermj]

I'm sticking with Chef Noyerdee... which I saw tweeted by the Pac-12 Network

If it gains any traction announcers are going to love it. Get ready to be sick of "Chef is really cooking now" and "Chef slicing up the defense".

 

[dwyermj]

I'm sticking with Chef Noyerdee... which I saw tweeted by the Pac-12 Network

Also for any Solid Verbal fans I'm pretty sure this is a nickname they would jump all over. I still can't think of Jonathon Taylor as anything other than Jonathon Taylor Tailback

 

[WarBuff]

I'm sticking with Chef Noyerdee... which I saw tweeted by the Pac-12 Network

He was asked about the nickname on the PAC-12 network and turned a deep shade of red. Seems like he wasn’t expecting the question, but got through it well enough. Glad to see him doing so well when everyone had given up on him.

 

[Hank]

Dorrell on Noyer: "I am trying to get the karate kick fixed."

Lame.

Karate Kid could be almost as awesome of a nickname as El Passador.

 

[dwyermj]

Poor @Darth Snow tried to start a new thread devoted to stats (which is a great idea). It took no time to devolve into a conversation on CU QB nicknames.

 

[Darth Snow]

Poor @Darth Snow tried to start a new thread devoted to stats (which is a great idea). It took no time to devolve into a conversation on CU QB nicknames.

It was tongue in cheek from the beginning. I know there is no hope for these unwashed masses

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

Poor @Darth Snow tried to start a new thread devoted to stats (which is a great idea). It took no time to devolve into a conversation on CU QB nicknames.

You should have seen what happened when he started the same thread for Connor Wood.

 

[goalline]

You should have seen what happened when he started the same thread for Connor Wood.

I’m not falling for that again. And, if I did, it wouldn’t make a sound.

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

I’m not falling for that again. And, if I did, it wouldn’t make a sound.

Come on. Let’s chop it up!

 

[LongHaulBuff]

If it gains any traction announcers are going to love it. Get ready to be sick of "Chef is really cooking now" and "Chef slicing up the defense".

As long as the "Chef" is on my team I will never get sick of it. As long as the "Chef" isn't cooking up wounded ducks and serving cold plates of turtling.