hehe you said penis. I'm 26, and I actually do laugh at "penis," it's usually pretty funny.
Dong...Dong is pretty funny too.
or tallywhacker.
BillDawg I agree that it would be nice if the stadiums were all a little more child friendly. But I can assure that we aren't the only one's like this. I wouldn't take a kid to a bronco game on a dare. I have been to games in Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, California, Florida, Arizona, Iowa, Nebraska, Oregon, Washington, Illinois, Massachusetts, the lovely state of Georgia and some other places I can't remember. Both college and pro, football, baseball, hockey and basketball. I will tell you that with very rare exceptions none of them were places for kids.
One notable exception is the Air Force Academy. If you really like CO and want to come back out. Go down to an AFA game. Not nearly as big an affair as a CU game (or certainly an SEC game) but a great day wth a very family friendly environment.